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News.com – A JEALOUS wife who allegedly set her husband’s penis on fire will answer a murder charge in January. Rajini Narayan, 44, appeared briefly in the Adelaide Magistrates Court on Friday charged with murder, arson and endangering life. The mother of three allegedly set fire to the genitals of her husband, Satish Narayan, in December last year.  Mr Narayan suffered major burns and died several weeks later. The fire also gutted the family’s suburban Unley home leaving a damage bill of about $1 million.  A previous court hearing heard Narayan had told neighbours: “I’m a jealous wife, his penis should belong to me. I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else … I didn’t mean this to happen.”

Jesus, Mary and Joseph and all the Saints!  I don’t think I’ve ever hated a bitch more than this Dick Burner.  Last time I checked, dicks belonged to the person they are fucking attached too.  ”I now pronounce you husband and wife” doesn’t imply any sort of transfer of ownership of my goddamn cock.  You don’t hear any stories about a jealous husband filling up their wives’ pussy with cement, do you? No.  That’s because men respect personal boundaries.  And roasting my johnson like a hot dog at a campfire definitely crosses the personal boundary line.

But I guess nobody needs to worry anymore about who the common law titleholder is, because you MURDERED his ass.  And now nobody gets the cock.  Oh, and now you also don’t have a fuckin home.  Thats a testament to how quickly karma can work.  Sometimes it can take a while to come back and bite you in the ass.  But when you do something as heinous as burning a penis, karma immediately renders you homeless and puts you $1 million in the hole.  Hope it was worth it you balding dick arsonist.