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(July 21)Kids these days. Give them the keys to the horse and carriage, and they go wild. Levi Detweiler, a 17-year-old Amish kid from Leon, N.Y., allegedly ran a stop sign in his horse and buggy, leading authorities on a mile-long low-speed chase. Detweiler took a sharp turn too fast and turned the buggy over, rolling it into a ditch, police said. He then got out and fled on foot. It took the Cattaraugus County Sheriff’s Office a week to investigate the incident, which ended with Levi being charged with underage possession of alcohol, reckless endangerment, over-driving an animal, failure to stop at a stop sign and failure to yield to an emergency vehicle.

The fuck goes on in upstate New York?     Place is like a barren wasteland of debauchery up there.  You got weird ass girls like Jenna in Rochester.    Fucking drunk degenerate Amish leading cops on horse and buggy chases in Leon.  Buffalo is Buffalo.   I swear to god every time I check out the NY News sites I find the weirdest shit from there.  Like we’re almost at the point where upstate is battling Florida for wackiest people.  Ain’t got shit on India though.  India has a stranglehold on weird fucking shit forever.  But I got to say I’m kind of fascinated by upstate New York’s rapid rise to bizarro world.    Seriously are there any upstate Stoolies that can vouch for it up there or should we just secede you and call you New India?

PS- Before anyone tries to nail me on a county-lines technicality I consider upstate to be anywhere 45 minutes away from the city.