NY PostA Mount Sinai Hospital technician — responsible for running complicated equipment during open-heart surgeries — watched porn on his smartphone as patients lay with their lives in the balance just inches away, according to a bombshell lawsuit by former cardiovascular tech Sandra Morris. “I once saw him watching a [video] of a woman riding a man,” Morris, 37, said of Ahmed Cercioglu, whom she names in her Manhattan Supreme Court lawsuit. “Another time, I saw him watching a guy [having sex with] a girl and the girl [giving the man oral sex],” Morris claimed of Cercioglu, her former boss. Both she and Cercioglu toiled as cardiovascular perfusionists — techs responsible for setting up and running the sophisticated heart-and-lung machine that keeps patients alive while surgeons repair their organs. She said Cercioglu’s porn habit was so “commonplace [in the operating room] that other perfusionists routinely joked about his behavior,” according to the lawsuit she filed last week.

Look I know this probably seems irresponsible. If I’m being perfectly honest, if its me on the operating table, I’d be a lot more comfortable knowing everyone is focused specifically on my open heart surgery and not Tori Black getting impaled by Lexington Steele. But in all seriousness this ain’t that big of a deal. The average dude is completely unfazed by watching porn. I could watch porn in the middle of a funeral giving a eulogy and I wouldn’t bat an eyelash. After like 3 or 4 sessions a day for the past, oh, I dunno, 15 years, porn is just like background noise. If need be I could tune that shit out. Doesn’t matter if the girl is riding the guy, the guy is fucking the girl, or you’re watching a blow job scene.

Just make sure there’s no money shots. I mean I can control myself but I’m not a goddam robot, folks.