Does This Look Like The Face Of An Optometrist Who Gave A Woman New Contact Lenses And Then Lured Her Into His Office So She Could Watch Him Masturbate?
Smoking Gun – A Michigan optometrist is facing an indecent exposure charge for allegedly luring a female customer–who has just received new contact lenses–into his office “so she could witness him masturbating,” police report. Robert Deck, 48, was arraigned Tuesday on the misdemeanor count, and released on $10,000 personal recognizance bond. The 33-year-old victim told cops that she had gone to Deck’s Orion Township practice in mid-August and was “lured” by the optometrist into his private office. Sensing that “something was not right,” the woman “was able to record audio of the incident” on her iPhone,according to the Oakland County Sheriff’s Office. Noting that “this predatory behavior is disgusting,” investigators are asking other patients to contact them if “anyone else has encountered a similar situation” with Deck, who runs Eye Health Professionals.
Hey girl! How those new lenses working? Is that the right prescription? Come on in my office and tell me if you can see me stroking my cock.
I’ve never understood the idea of flashers and indecent exposure and dudes wanting chicks to look at them when they jerk off. The last time I want a chick looking at me is when I’m crackin stick. First off all that means my penis is out there. Thats probably not too impressive. I also think my balls might hang lower than the average balls. Sometimes those things are fucking dangling down there like stretched out silly putty. Very self conscious about my balls. And then your face is all awkward and you’re flexing weird muscles and your O face might come out. I’d imagine one of the most unattractive looks for a dude is his jerking off appearance. Chicks can finger themselves all sexy and elegant. I probably look like a special needs kid trying to shake up a bottle of ketchup or something.
Bottom line if I was a sexual deviant I would much rather spy on chicks masturbating than try to ambush them with me masturbating.