Does This Look Like The Face Of Bradley Wine Who Drank Himself To A .548 BAC After Running Out Of Gas?
WANE – Police found a severely drunk man in his car on the side of the road after he ran out of gas early Sunday morning. Police said Bradley Wine, 28, of North Webster, had a dangerous Blood Alcohol Concentration of .548% when they found him inside of his car at County Rd. 250 East and LaPoint Drive at around 8:30 a.m. Sunday. Investigators believe his car ran out of gas and he stayed in it and continued drinking until Officers found him when they responded to a call of an abandoned vehicle. Wine was taken to the Kosciusko Community Hospital in very serious condition. Most studies say that BAC levels of .50% or greater are normally fatal. The legal limit in Indiana is .08%. Kosciusko County Sheriff’s Department deputies said the blood lab test results and information from the scene will be forwarded to the Kosciusko County Prosecutors’ Office for potential charges related to the incident.
So let me get this straight. Everybody else can wake up early on a Sunday morning to get hammered off the blood of Christ, yet Bradley Wine outdoes our lord & savior by turning his own blood into a 110 proof spirit and he’s facing possible criminal charges? This is exactly why I can’t get down with religion. Hypocrisy at it’s finest. How about an APB on Jesus? And what’s the crime, anyway? Dude ran out of gas in Bumblefuck, Indiana. He’s not going anywhere. Not only do I applaud Wine’s optimism in turning lemons into lemonade by deciding to polish off the Schnapps, but he acted responsibly. Didn’t even attempt to get gas and potentially make the dangerous decision to drive. Nope. Just said fuck it, I’ll worry about this shit tomorrow. In the meantime, I’m gonna have my own private party and drink until I lose control of an eyelid. Well congratulations, Bradley. Even KFC is like, “Nice lazy eye bro.”