Does This Look Like The Face Of Bradley Wine Who Drank Himself To A .548 BAC After Running Out Of Gas?
WANE – Police found a severely drunk man in his car on the side of the road after he ran out of gas early Sunday morning. Police said Bradley Wine, 28, of North Webster, had a dangerous Blood Alcohol Concentration of .548% when they found him inside of his car at County Rd. 250 East and LaPoint Drive at around 8:30 a.m. Sunday. Investigators believe his car ran out of gas and he stayed in it and continued drinking until Officers found him when they responded to a call of an abandoned vehicle. Wine was taken to the Kosciusko Community Hospital in very serious condition. Most studies say that BAC levels of .50% or greater are normally fatal. The legal limit in Indiana is .08%. Kosciusko County Sheriff’s Department deputies said the blood lab test results and information from the scene will be forwarded to the Kosciusko County Prosecutors’ Office for potential charges related to the incident.
So let me get this straight. Everybody else can wake up early on a Sunday morning to get hammered off the blood of Christ, yet Bradley Wine outdoes our lord & savior by turning his own blood into a 110 proof spirit and he’s facing possible criminal charges? This is exactly why I can’t get down with religion. Hypocrisy at it’s finest. How about an APB on Jesus? And what’s the crime, anyway? Dude ran out of gas in Bumblefuck, Indiana. He’s not going anywhere. Not only do I applaud Wine’s optimism in turning lemons into lemonade by deciding to polish off the Schnapps, but he acted responsibly. Didn’t even attempt to get gas and potentially make the dangerous decision to drive. Nope. Just said fuck it, I’ll worry about this shit tomorrow. In the meantime, I’m gonna have my own private party and drink until I lose control of an eyelid. Well congratulations, Bradley. Even KFC is like, “Nice lazy eye bro.”
Cheeky bastard! He’s not that drunk, he’s not that drunk!
when will people get that .548 means that his blood is half of one percent saturated with alcohol. 110 proof would mean his blood was 52% alcohol. fucking moron 610
that’s not how BAC works you dickhead
Sweet silver chain.
Wait so a human being DIDN’T replace more than half his entire bloodstream with booze and live to pose for a mug shot? No way! Nothing gets by you guys.
610, remember when you tried to strike for a paycheck, got laughed away by bstool (who gives Neil a salary), tried unsuccessfully to gain a following for your shitty blog by spamming the comments, and then came back with Pres’ cum in your eye? Shut the fuck up and stick to shitty Giants recaps.
I remember quitting, not striking – Black Dude spamming my site, not me – Barstool asking me back to help out, not the other way around – and making 86x more than Neil is paid at my job because I’m insanely rich. I also remember benching 315 & going halves on 3 abortions. You left that out.
Ah, rich guys always stomp their feet for an extra couple grand a year, true, true.
All seriousness, that’s fucked up that your gf keeps getting knocked up while you’re jerking off in the steam room at Equinox. Make her pay herself next time, only way she’ll learn.
610, great response. i dont know what 86 x neil is but good for you. being rich, well done. im jealous. bench 315, more than i can do. but going halvsies on 3 abortions sold me. you sound like life is your bitch, commentors always with the disbelief that people can actually dominate life. sort of like how im shit faced, and high out of my teeth on coke on a tuesday. will go into work tomorrow and mail it in, and have zero fear of job security. but the response will be: cool story.
@kramerica . . . but that’s wrong, you fucking retard.