OCTOBER 26A Florida masseur was arrested yesterday for allegedly sexually assaulting a 49-year-old female client in the midst of a $220 “Signature Stress Melter Ritual” at a Hyatt Regency hotel. Cops charge that Dayron Escobar, 24, was massaging the woman Friday when the sexual battery occurred at the hotel in Weston. Escobar began massaging the woman’s shoulders “and then worked his way down to her buttocks,” according to a Broward County Sheriff’s Office report. During the massage, “the suspect asked her if she wanted him to stop when she answered, ‘No, continue.’” After a few minutes, the woman told investigators, Escobar’s “fingers penetrated her vagina.” The woman said that she immediately “got up from the table bed,” whereupon Escobar placed “his mouth on her breast without her consent,” a deputy reported, adding, “She stated that as she stood up she observed that the defendant pants zipper was down and his penis was erected.” The alleged victim told investigators that Escobar told her, “I thought you wanted it. I’m sorry, do you want to take a bath or go to the sauna?” The woman immediately reported the incident at the Red Door Spa to hotel management, as Escobar “left the property shortly thereafter.” Escobar, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the Broward County jail in lieu of $7500 bond. He had worked at the hotel spa for four years.

This is one of the most outrageous and preposterous cases I’ve ever dealt with at Barstool.  Like the fact that Dayron Escobar is in jail right now is one of the great injustices in the history of civilized society.   Listen everybody knows how a fucking massage works whether it be at a high class spa or a back room in Chinatown or a Hyatt Regency hotel.  You get the back rub, they start going lower, they ask if you want them to stop, you answer accordingly.   If they’re rubbing your fucking buttcheeks together and you say “continue” you might as well take your panties off and shove his dick in your mouth because it’s game on.  Everyone knows that.  Like what exactly did you think “Stress Melter Ritual” meant?  Did you notice it was $220 fuckin bucks?   Yup you walk in to a $220 Stress Melter Ritual you know you’re getting banged and you’re getting banged hard.  Bottom line.   In the massage world it’s kind of like no means yes and yes means anal.  Except in this case it’s no means back rub and yes means fuck the shit out of me with weird oils on the massage table.