Don Draper Has An Absolute Sledge Hammer For A Dick
Jiminy fuckin cricket Don Draper! I haven’t seen someone unleash a hammer like that since Thor lowered Mjölnir on Loki. I mean Christ! Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
Not only does this dude look like a Disney prince but he’s got a tube steak with baked potato on the side hanging in between his legs. That ain’t fair man. Its one or the other. You shouldn’t be allowed to have both. But for the record I respect the shit out of the tight pants, no boxers look. If I had a cock down to my knees I’d keep as little clothing between that thing and the women of the world as possible.
It’s the pleats.
She does look like she is walking a little bow-legged.
Whats up with the 90 degree bend in the bottom picture?….i think it broke
^ ^ That’s a ball, me thinks.
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Anyway, guess I’m doing pretty well then.
it’s long overdue – it’s time for Barstool Sports. GTD
where’s gaystoolie when you need him?
we got kmarko saying ryan reynolds is hotter than blake lively, KFC posting zoom in hammer shots, pres we know is half gay already… im not mad at it
kingofclowns – he forgot to log out as KFC
I guess when your hung like a newborn hedgehog Clancy, most dicks look like hammers
No need to panic. It’s just his colostomy bag.
Either he jacks up his pants or his dick comes out of his upper thigh, but when your balls are below the crotch of your pants, somethings not right, am I right?
i’ve never had a more fucked up and depressing monday on the stool. all i’ve seen is a chick getting knocked the fuck out by a dude, a bro jerking off all over babes in the park, a man vs. woman hotness comparison, and a fucking ginormous cock in tight pants. what is going on?
He looks like a filthy Jew fuck someone should cut his cock of and stuff down his throat while fill the gas chamber for all his Hollywood Jew friends. Kill the Jews
He looks like a filthy Jew fuck someone should cut his cock of and stuff down his throat while fill the gas chamber for all his Hollywood Jew friends. Kill the Jews
He looks like a filthy Jew fuck someone should cut his cock of and stuff down his throat while fill the gas chamber for all his Hollywood Jew friends. Kill the Jews
Who the hell is Don Draper and why do I care?
He looks like a filthy Jew fuck someone should cut his cock of and stuff down his throat while fill the gas chamber for all his Hollywood Jew friends. Kill the Jews
He looks like a filthy Jew fuck someone should cut his cock of and stuff down his throat while fill the gas chamber for all his Hollywood Jew friends. Kill the Jews
He looks like a filthy Jew fuck someone should cut his cock of and stuff down his throat while fill the gas chamber for all his Hollywood Jew friends. Kill the Jews
“Oooh, shabbat shalom! Somebody’s circumcised!”
who the fuck invited pete and repeat?
Sorry I’m here, just took a second to get my breath back. My oh my, that looks delicious. Gotta say though, if he came within 2 feet of my ass with that python I’d call the cops.
Hey throw the jew: hit the submit button once, you retard
That’s a beautiful piece of cock he has. YUMMMM!!!!!! THROWTHEJEWDOWNTHEWELL is just jealous.
Cooper: Have we hired any Jews?
Draper: Not on my watch!
looks like my cock when I come out of the cold ocean
KFC…how do you NOT include this boogie nights clip with this blog?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP9IOsdeO2s
Jesus, Im hung like a field mouse.
Nothing says I have a small penis like bigotry.
Hopefully he’s a shower and not a grower. If he isn’t then i’m going to be sad.
Gaystoolie I love you. No Homo
Kill Jews with nigger cocks
Kill Jews with nigger cocks
i think neil is gaystoolie
cant. stop. looking. at. it.