Jiminy fuckin cricket Don Draper! I haven’t seen someone unleash a hammer like that since Thor lowered Mjölnir on Loki. I mean Christ! Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

Not only does this dude look like a Disney prince but he’s got a tube steak with baked potato on the side hanging in between his legs. That ain’t fair man. Its one or the other. You shouldn’t be allowed to have both. But for the record I respect the shit out of the tight pants, no boxers look. If I had a cock down to my knees I’d keep as little clothing between that thing and the women of the world as possible.