Don Draper Unleashes His Monster Dick On The World Once Again


Sledgehammer – The Sequel! Look if posting pictures of Jon Hamm’s cockmonster make me gay, then call me Liberace. Because I think its absolutely hysterical that this dude wakes up in the morning and throws on a pair of chinos sans boxers knowing full well his tube steak is bulging for the cameras. Like any rational man would throw on a pair of boxer briefs or a fucking jock strap if need be to contain that thing. You run the risk of tripping over that hog if you let it hang low. But Don Draper don’t give a fuck. Dude wants people to see his dick outline in his khakis and is willing to risk his safety, and his penis’ safety, to do it. Now give it to me again, Draper!





#homo
not that big, lets see it erect – secondly – why the fuck are you posting this and why did I just have to look at it?
How do you expect Kneel to get any work done when you keep posting pics of dicks.
This is gay.
put on some fucking underpants kemosabe
This is TOTALLY gay…Clean it up Clancy!
gotta lose Trot Nixons hat….or wear somplace else, if it fits.
gotta lose Trot Nixons hat….or wear somplace else, if it fits.
He better wrap that thing up before he gets the beans caught above the frank.
I’ve never wanted to be an inanimate object more than I want to be a pair of chinos right now.
Hey Neel…what’s hotter? These pics or your bootleg of Magic Mike?
and KFC throws an alleyoop to gaystoolie for an easy 2 points
Liking this blog doesn’t make me gay right? right??
That’s not real. He’s playing a joke.
Yeah this dude has a massive cock and he does not give a fuck. Also forgot how funny the word “kemosabe” is
And boy did I slam it home herbie. Now you wanna try to slam one home?
I feel violated…
Gaystoolie=KFC
as great of a guy as i’m sure you are gaystoolie….i actually only slam females and specifically ones that rate between 4 and 6 on a 1-10 scale. neil is pretty cute? in a femme, cancerous, unfunny and unathletic kind of way?
Neil’s cute, huh? No one will ever accuse you of being gay after that line.
I’m sure gaystoolie is a nice guy. just gay
He’s prob a shower not a grower…
@bostonworm is at it again. “Let’s see it hard…..er I mean this shit is gay.”
this site is getting so homo. but real talk why doesnt this guy ever wear underwear?
Chickenboy, I think Pres’s gayness might be rubbing off on you
Maybe he keeps one of those pretzel wrapped hot dogs from Annie Anne’s in his pocket. I dont think you should be calling out nessy until you have a hardcopy.