As if sweeping a double header wasn’t hard enough to begin with, the Yankees have to try doing it against a team of guys playing with absolutely nothing to lose. Zero pressure, nothing on the line, running around slapping “kick me” signs on each other’s backs and dunking Adam Lind’s fingers into a cup of warm water while he sleeps. This is a loose team looking to play spoiler. Yankees need to avoid looking ahead to the Wild Card contending A’s coming into town after the Jerky Boys leave and focus on the task at hand. Bury Toronto. Bury Canada. Bury Drake. YOLO.

@StoolPizzaBoy at the day game.