Drunk Man Needs To Be Caged
(I’m SHITFACED bitches!)
Brandywine – On Nov.1, at 1:18 a.m., Tpr. E. J. Page responded to the 30000 block of Three Notch Road in Charlotte Hall for the reported Check Welfare of a person lying on the ground in the rain. Upon arrival, contact was made with Dale Lee Buckler, Jr., 20 of Brandywine, who was extremely intoxicated. Mechanicsville Volunteer Rescue Squad was dispatched and arrived at the scene. Buckler refused treatment and began yelling obscenities at everyone assisting. He was placed under arrest and Buckler continued yelling obscenities at the Rescue Squad personnel. As he was being transported to the St. Mary’s County Detention Center he began kicking the dashboard of Tpr. Page’s patrol vehicle. Tpr. Page stopped in Mechanicsville and transferred Buckler to a caged patrol vehicle to be transported. Buckler was charged with public intoxication, disorderly conduct, failing to obey lawful order and disturbing the peace.
Here is the Hierarchy of Strength:
It’s a natural physiological progression for the human body. As you get older you don’t give a fuck about anything. Your shits start to smell ten times worse and you you can beat the shit out of everyone in your path. That’s the pinnacle of human strength. Getting drunk mimics that feeling. You think you’re practically invincible and you can’t be stopped. As for being a retard, well I don’t know what that’s about but I know tards that can bench press a fucking car if need be.
So anyway, I’m thinking if the police need to call in a caged transport vehicle and haul Dale Buckler Jr. away in a crate like hes a velociraptor in the opening scene of Jurassic Park, well then my money is on this dude being an old retarded drunk man.
KFC | Random Thoughts | 11/4/09, 3:00 pm |
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KFC I would like to rap your head with a ratchet you fucking slimeball. If this site doesnt have Larry T banned by 4pm theirs gonna be a serious fucking lawsuit going down
Steak and I will take on all you young fucks, we got the top 3 covered.
u have the top one covered for sure
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Is it weird that i legitimately had steak and woody in mind while writing this?
It’s only weird if you weren’t beating off, too.
not weird at all. when i think of all fucks, woody and steak are top of this list
HEY!!
laid fucked woody
steak you got shot by a bow n arrow by an indian, that’s pretty fucking old
“Your shits start to smell ten times worse” – can’t wait for the golden years!!
i wannna fuck woody’s grandaughter
16 right?
reminds me… i found 2 arrowheads last weekend
Steak is the gramps here, not me…
3 months you old cockgobbler
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, “Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”
The old man replied, “It’s fart football… I just scored.”
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, “Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7.”
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure’s on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says, “What the heck was that?”
The old man replied, “Half-time, Switch sides.”
good one windy!!!
O WINDY your such a jokester!!!!! lol good one bro!!!!
you fucking fags would think thats funny, anything involving poop and farts and u fucking amatuers are on the ground laughing. Besides your ugly faces, that may be another reason why u all have never even sniffed good lookin pussy and make terrible money u fucking half wits
heated, youre telling me you read that entire joke and didnt laugh.
i bet your the type of guy that orders from starbucks daily, wears designer jeans, judges other men on the clothes they wear, matches his outfits to his sneaker colors, has 2 bottles of cologne, enjoys cooking(sorry brady), drinks martinis, gets manicures and pedicures,
is it wrong that i wish Heated would get hit by an asteroid?
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Looking for a guy orders from starbucks daily, wears designer jeans, judges other men on the clothes they wear, matches his outfits to his sneaker colors, has 2 bottles of cologne, enjoys cookingdrinks martinis, gets manicures and pedicures
Sorry pal but Im not that type of guy
Reginald Denny would be proud of the beat down that Heated will receive from my sculpted body next time i see him.
“Im your huckelberry”
you forgot jail strength. i think thats a legit tie with retard strength.
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