M4M

Looking for a guy orders from starbucks daily, wears designer jeans, judges other men on the clothes they wear, matches his outfits to his sneaker colors, has 2 bottles of cologne, enjoys cookingdrinks martinis, gets manicures and pedicures

Sorry pal but Im not that type of guy

you fucking fags would think thats funny, anything involving poop and farts and u fucking amatuers are on the ground laughing. Besides your ugly faces, that may be another reason why u all have never even sniffed good lookin pussy and make terrible money u fucking half wits

After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, “Seven Points.”

His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”

The old man replied, “It’s fart football… I just scored.”

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, “Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7.”

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”

Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”

Now the pressure’s on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail.

Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he poops the bed.

The wife looks and says, “What the heck was that?”

The old man replied, “Half-time, Switch sides.”