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Check out this video of a fat drunkard covered in mud… skip to :40 and 2:35. bitch falls like the big war elephants in return of the king. needless to say, we ceremoniously urinated on her.
-Austin
Hey fat drunk bitch, stand the fuck up. It’s fucking 7Fest. Act like you been there before. Like I always say if you find yourself face down in a mud field getting pissed on might be time to stop drinking.
PS- That stretch from 2:00 to 2:40 was like the greatest buildup to a fall ever. No joke I went and made some popcorn and was literally on the edge of my seat. Fall drunk bitch! Fall!
Now do me a favor and cue the motherfucking music!
“falls like the big war elephants in return of the king. needless to say, we ceremoniously urinated on her”
Top 5 phrases ever written – anywhere.
mrs pickett looks better than i pictured.
gunshot from the poachers at 2:34
Yeah, Mathlete, that caught my eye as being excellently written, both for the sake of hilarity and reference.
Anyone else watch the video and think “pig wallowing in the mud”?
“falls like the big war elephants in return of the king. needless to say, we ceremoniously urinated on her”
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there’s a time and a place to be fat and in a mud field with people pissing on you is the place for that
What the fuck is going on here…..Kids are so silly and stupid.
Lets be young and care free and go jump in the mud…wahooo!!!
How can anybody do that to themselves…..I mean maybe I am just getting old but dont you have to stay muddy for the rest of the day? terrible decisions everywhere here…..
Those two guys fucked her.
Someone get that manatee back in the water!
The best thing about that was the dude filming it. He followed her for 4 minutes telling everyone not to help her.
hahaha how much does that sloth need to drink to get like this
“She’s my friend….it’s okay, she’s my friend.”
Then, at the very end, “she’s not my friend.”
What happened? I thought you guys were tight!
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