Dude Dresses Up As Spider Man To Save His Girlfriend From Pretend Bad Guys And Then Proposes
I bet you think I’m gonna sit here and say how much of a nerd this guy is. Tell you how its the worst proposal I’ve ever seen. Call this guy a fucking twirp and shit. Say that fight scene was so choreographed and the punches didn’t even look real.
Fuck all that noise. You wanna dress up as your favorite superhero and get your proposal game on, go for it. My only beef with this dude is choosing Spiderman. Its a known fact that bitches want a guy like Batman, not Spiderman. They like the bad boy. The Bruce Wayne swagger. Chicks want to fuck the Dark Knight. Not that little bitch Peter Parker. I mean Spiderman is basically a male gymnast. Gymnastics does not get the bitches wet.
I mean, this dude obviously knows his girl better than I do. Maybe she’s into pussy superheros. Maybe shes more of a Marvel girl than DC. All I’m saying is that if he was in a Batman costume she probably would have sucked his dick on the spot.
PS – Was that henchman ringleader in the wife beater R.A. Dickey?
Candidate for “Bitch Slap”
That was fuckin stupid. I would have walk right by that noise.
It looks like they’re in the gay section of town too. Fits.
The toe-touch at the 1:02 mark alone would’ve made me say no to the proposal.
Batman isn’t a superhero…he’s just some in shape rich guy in a costume…what’s his power?
She was using that bear as a cover up for the beer belly shes rockin. Dude is the definition of HARDO.
guy in the wife beater straight killed it though. and KFC you were dead on the other day when you said trying to pass the time between weekends at the shore.
Did you dress up as Captain Nose with a Starfish Cape on? Surely First Lady was dripping.
Thought I was in Boston. KFC – you can dress up with Captain Lazy Eye and put your dick between your legs like the faggot you are.
i hope he holds his bachelor party at Kamel’s 21.
Listen, all you cell phone video people, it is real fucking easy, tilt the fuckin phone sideways!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s how it is meant to be recorded you stupid fucks!
Barstool Justice League? El Pres can smell crime from miles away! KFC kicks goons with his big fat gout foot! BOOM! Strasser throws scalding hot pizzas! OUCH! Osgood and his sidekick Gumdrop will talk about hockey until you kill yourself! BORING! Watch out for their arch nemesis The Brooklyn Juggler and his crew of flunky unicyclists and hardos!
Sucking another guy’s dick is less gay than this.
Batman is the most overrated hero of all time. Spiderman could easily kick his ass
yeah i saw a dude dressed up in a green lantern costume propose to another dude in a dress and it was definitely less gay than this.
Proposing while riding a unicycle would be less gay than this.
And yeah, Batman is the weakest hero ever. Sweet bat-shaped grappling hook.
hahaha r.a. dickey. good one