Dude Finally Gets Rid Of 21 Day Boner

(The Sun) – Surgeons saved a man’s life after a three week erection nearly killed him, The Sun reported Wednesday.  The businessman, 55, was forced to undergo an emergency operation after his problem persisted for a staggering 21 days. Doctors at a hospital in Kolkata, India, eventually performed the surgery to put the middle-aged man out of his misery. But although the hour-long operation was successful, it rendered the man impotent. Doctor Avishek Mukherjee said: “It was very late when the man sought treatment. “The treatment has to be sought within six hours, otherwise it could even lead to death, besides the degeneration of the penis.” Doctors believe the father of two was suffering from a condition called priapism, triggered by a nervous system disorder.  The disease prevents blood from draining out of the penis.  Dr Mukherjee explained: “During erection, the blood flow stops.  ”So, if the erection persists for more than an hour, the supply to the penis is reduced, which can damage the organ. If the supply remains cut off for a long time, the penis can even become gangrenous.”  Dr Mukherjee added, “We drained the blood and relieved him.”

How long do you think it would take for you to realize your dick is trying to tell you something? Legit question.  Personally I’d say after 4 hours I’d start getting nervous. And not because they say that shit in the Viagra commercials. I’ve thought this out on my own. First hour I’d think nothing of it. 45 minute boners ain’t no thang, what’s another 15? After 2 hours I’d probably be calling my friends and bragging.  3rd hour trying to hide it in my waistband and I’m starting to get suspicious But once my hard on lasts longer than the TV broadcast version of Braveheart, commercials included, I know my dick means business.  Like “Hey buddy I’ve been standing at attention since you ate that bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch at breakfast and now we’re sitting down to lunch, ever think your penis might be degenerating?”

And this is my whole thought process over the course of four HOURS. How about this trusting motherfucker be-bopping around town for 3 straight weeks with a stiff dick???  Even the craziest of the crazies are seeing a doctor after a fortnight.

PS – the original article on The Sun used THIS picture for the 21 day boner story:

If this is the machine they use to get rid of a persistent boner I might not see a doctor for 21 WEEKS