Dude Finds A Deep Fried Brain Inside His KFC Chicken
MSN – Struggling to find a convincing reason to prepare home-cooked meals? Here’s a visual aide: a not-so-finger-lickin’-good internal organ snuggled into student Ibrahim Langoo’s crispy fried chicken. The 19-year-old discovered the gnarly body part after tearing off a chunk at a KFC in Colchester, England, last month. “I threw it down onto my tray immediately,” says Langoo. “It looked like a brain. I suddenly felt grim and really sick.” Langoo wasted no time in uploading this now-viral pic onto Facebook, commenting, “Here is the reason to never go to KFC ever again.” KFC has apologized, consoling Langoo that, rather than a brain, he was probably munching on a kidney.
Suddenly, the “pink slime” they use to make chicken nuggets at McDonald’s don’t seem so bad. McDonald’s new motto should be “Our chicken nuggets aren’t exactly free range natural chickens but at least you don’t get a fucking brain inside your breast.” And I love KFC’s response. Like “Hey sorry about that. And just to be clear, that wasn’t a brain. It was a kidney.” Oh well thanks a fucking lot Colonel Sanders! It was a fried kidney, I guess I’m the asshole!
Whats more upsetting is that this fried brain incident is not even the most offensive thing KFC is doing these days. Have you seen their Game Day Bucket Go Boom/Couchgating commercial they run NON STOP during football? Of course you have because its like the only commercial on television right now.
“Watching the game is awesome…watching the game with KFC…awesome-er”
Game Day Bucket Go Boom Girl is one of the most annoying people on television right now. She’s right up there with Dana from Homeland. I’d like to Go Boom in her face in both a sexual manner and then a violent manner.
PS – The chicken is gross but the side dishes at KFC are money. The KFC Biscuits are one of the best fast food items of all time. In a related note, I think I’m gonna start to refer to my balls as KFC biscuits.
KFC blogging about KFC – there’s a joke in here somewhere, isn’t there?
I would just go boom in her ass really hard..that way I would satisfy both my sexual and violent needs at once…kill two birds with one stone I say….
A fucking Englishman complaining about take out food? He’s lucky – that shit cost extra at any KFC in Asia.
Paul Krendler?
I’d eat it, it was seasoned right?
have you ever been to england??? the food fucking sucks!!! bland as hell, and they eat the liver, etc. just gross. this assbag should be thanking colonel sanders for laying his secret recipe on that kidney and frying it up for him. it was probably the best tasting meal he has hadd since 2001. breast, leg, thy, kidney- dosen’t matter, it is all finger lickin’ good.
that commercial is awful but somehow never gets out of my head… it’s exactly like SOMEBODY LEFT THE GATE OOOPEN
I gave up on KFC (the restaurant) 2 years ago. Gave up on the blogger the other day with that Flight 93 comment. And the fact that I listened to him speak and he sounded like a winy little bitch.
Had to be a kidney. Everyone knows that KFC and brains don’t mix. You are living proof.
I want you to admit what a dumbass you are for making that flight 93 comment the other day you piece of shit
whats this flight 93 comment i missed? what post?
Gotta hand it to you KFC (the bloggeresq not the Colonel) so true on that go boom bitch…..
Not sure who was the worst though……her or the bitch with the Samsung phone taking credit for her boys work.
Serious justification to punch a bitch in a tit while at work.
http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/super-page/dude-gets-duct-taped-to-his-seat-on-flight-from-iceland-to-jfk/
Hey KFC, here’s a MFK for you. Wendy’s chick, 5 hour energy Pink lemonade chick and KFC Gameday chick. I was gonna go w flo from progressive or the galaxy phone vixen as the third but KFC Gameday chick seems to fit nicely.
the Wendy’s chick much more annoying.
^^ Get rid of the five hour energy chick and put in the bitch in the allstate commercial who calls out her boy for saying women are bad drivers. Yeah bitch, so what you got an accident-free for six months check? It’s six months. Women are still worse drivers than men. Period. Now get off your high horse and use that check to go buy some groceries and a case of Stella you little bitch.
^^i want to kick the 5 hour energy chick in the cunt every time i see that commerical
I WOULD FUCK ALL OF THEM IN THE MOUTH
Popeyes chicken is the truth. KFC is for dirty niggers and white trash usually served by some disgusting Indian with aids. I wouldn’t shit in a kFC bucket much less eat out of one and god forbid if someone showed up to my house with it I might put them in my jew killing gas chamber in my basement
thank god im a vegan, and i gave up KFC 10 years ago.
Well that’s fucking disgusting. As for the “game day bucket go boom” girl… FUCKING THANK YOU I have been saying I want to sew this girl’s lips shut since I saw the commercial for the 10th time…which was about 5 fucking minutes after I saw it for the first time.