Dude Finds A Used Tampon In His Cereal
THOMASTON, Ga. (AP) - An Upson County couple is suing a grocery store chain in federal court, claiming that the husband found a used tampon in his bowl of cereal. According to the complaint, Thomas and Lynn Roddenberry said they bought a box of Chocolate Chip Crunch cereal from the Save-A-Lot store in Thomaston in October 2008. A day after buying the cereal, Thomas Roddenberry said he discovered the tampon in his bowl after taking a bite of the cereal. The man said he spit out the cereal, immediately became nauseated and went to an emergency room. The suit was filed on Wednesday in U.S. District Court in Macon. A spokesman for Save-A-Lot declined to comment on the case on Friday, citing pending litigation.
Well that shit is certainly not magically delicious. Sometimes you open up your cereal and you get a secret decoder ring and sometimes you get a used tampon. Those are the breaks. But what the fuck is chocolate chip crunch? I like to think of myself as a cereal connoisseur and I’ve never heard of that shit. If you’re eating anything other than Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Lucky Charms you’re an amateur. Both of which I refuse to believe are apart of your complete breakfast, by the way. I think I may give the nod to Cinnamon Toast Crunch only because 75% of Lucky Charms completely suck. The oats are just a waste of everyone’s time, Should just be a box full of dried marshmallows and then I could give it the crown. My gay roommates eat Grape Nuts. Seriously how gay is that? Eating Grape Nuts is gayer than sucking dick.
How are you gonna leave out honey nut bunches of oats? Stuff of legend right there.
My 3 YO kid eats Cookie Crisp. You calling her a fag?
That would set off a peristaltic chain reaction of vomit.
PS: Grape nuts is fucking gross.
fruity pebbles wins
If he’s not, Urlacher, then allow me. Yes, your 3 year old daughter is a faggot.
Whoremonger, I certainly hope so. I’ve been rooting for Gay ever since I found out I was having a girl. I have no idea what’s gay about cookie crisp, though.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch of Lucky Charms? You should just eat a bowl of sour patch kids. Probably more satisfying.
Anyways, dude obviously just grabbed his skank wife’s used tampon out of the trash and put it in the cereal box. And why would you sue the grocers? Obviously you sue the cereal manufacturer. Whole thing is fucked.
Yeah actually I agree, cookie crisp is the bomb. Just felt like calling a stranger’s young daughter a dike. You ever have days like that?
http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/its_about_damn_time_bags_of_no.php
kfc, ^^ could be for you.
I knew I was leaving her open to some abuse when I typed it. I guess technically KFC just called her an amateur. He actually called his Grape Nuts gobbling roomate a fag. Which, of course, he is. If I saw somebody eating Grape Nuts I might have to commit a hate crime.
Cocoa Pebbles. Game. Set. Match.
For the old fucks here:
http://www.yourememberthat.com/media/11678/Euell_Gibbons/
Nothing like some good ol’ fashioned breakfast cereal gay bashing
Cookie crisp is a great cereal, NO ONE DENIES THIS.
Jesus Juice = KFCs rooomate?
Ohh snap. Not quite urlacher, I prefer coffee and cigarettes but your mom loves my grape nuts
Grape nuts, you open the box, no grapes, no nuts, what’s the deal?
My mom wouldn’t have you, Jesus. And she’s not picky.
http://www.cerealmarshmallows.com/
you’re welcome
sounds like he was eating bootleg cookie crisp. i ate grape nuts once (no homo) at my grandparents’ house when i was probably 5 or 6…took one bite, looked down, and saw some kind of insect larvae writhing around in the milk. nastiest shit that ever happened to me. those of you who never lived in the ghetto, APPRECIATE THAT SHIT! probably wouldn’t even occur to you to look in your cereal box and shake it around a little before pouring it…and my grandma kept that place spotless, but if your neighbor has roaches, so do you. anyway, because of that, i never could eat grape nuts again….being hetero helped too.
I think the big revalation here is KFC has gay roomates, as in plural. Theres no doubt in my mind you came home shitfaced, passed out and woke up with a rubber hanging out of your ass. Not saying you’re gay or were cognizant of what happened. But living with the gays equals sneaky drunk ass raping.
I feel ya Tha_Dro_Man, I also grew up in row housing, so some of my best friends scattered when the lights came on. But the worst was eating Honey Smacks, or Golden Crisp, cuz the little brown spots on the oats looked just like baby roaches, still can’t eat that shit to this day. But as far as best cereal, how bout the seasonal, but phenomenal BOO BERRY, or Frankenberry.
peanut butter captain crunch for the motherfucking win.
Good call on the Capt. Crunch Forum. But my vote is for Honey Combs.