Daily MailIt is a temptation to which most male motorists have surely succumbed. But for Doug Maclean, taking his eye off the road to steal a glance at an attractive female pedestrian has landed him with a £60 fine – after his sneaky look was caught on police camera. Officers said he was driving without due care and attention, but the 26-year-old complained: ‘Nicking another bloke for looking at a pretty girl is no way to earn a living.’ He added: ‘The girl had a very nice backside and I wanted to check out her face to see if it was as nice  as her figure. It’s what practically every bloke on the planet would do.’ Mr Maclean admits that the photographic evidence shows him leaning over and staring out of the back  window, having driven past the good-looking stranger – but he insists he was in full control of his car. He attracted the attention of the officers stationed on the Ibstone Road at Stokenchurch, Buckinghamshire, who pulled him over and showed him the image they had taken from their dashboard camera. ‘It was a really high-quality picture of me leaning across the seat of my vehicle,’ he said. ‘They said that my behaviour constituted driving without due care and attention.

If some cop ever pulled me over and showed me a picture of me looking at some chick and a $100 ticket, they might as well go ahead and arrest me for murder because I would kill that pig with my bare hands. Everybody knows when you see a hot chick you need to check out both the front and the back. Just so you know exactly what you are going to jerk off to later. Sometimes you pull the old trick where you pretend to look at something ahead of her and when she walks into your field of vision you see her butt. Sometimes you do the old look over-the-shoulder-as-you-turn-and-spin-while-you-walk-the-opposite-direction. Usually you look at a couple other things behind you, not just the chick, to make it look like you weren’t just looking at her. Look at the street signs or in the windows of some stores, just so everyone else doesn’t think you’re a creep.

And if you’re driving you do the old look over the shoulder and take a peek through your back window. Its no different than if you’re changing lanes. Maybe use your mirrors. Take a look behind you. And then put your eyes back on the road. Its as basic as a driving maneuver as there is. I don’t care if its The Braless Wonder Sue Ellen Mischke or Mayhem from All State dressed up as a hot babe out jogging, I can check out a smoke while I’m driving with absolutely no problems. Flawless execution 100 times out of 100. Zero danger involved. So those cops can take their “driving without due care and attention” and shove it up their ass. I was driving and cared enough to give that smokeshow’s ass some attention.