Daily Mail- A mother who was jailed for biting off her partner’s testicles has been back in court after the pair rekindled their romance. Martin Douglas required emergency surgery and 19 stitches to re-attach his scrotum after the drunken assault by his then-girlfriend Maria Topp. But after rekindling their unlikely romance Topp says she was ‘stabbed in the back’ by Mr Douglas after he reported her to police for breaching her restraining order. Topp, 45, admitted unlawfully and maliciously inflicting grievous bodily harm as her trial at Newcastle Crown Court was about to start last October. The mother-of-four was handed a 12-month sentence, suspended for 18 months, plus a restraining order which banned her from contacting Mr Douglas. However, after a ‘chance’ encounter in Newcastle in March this year, the pair got back together again. Topp, 45, had a ‘friendly chat’ with her ex-flame when they bumped into each other in Yates’ wine bar in the city centre. She then sent Mr Douglas a text asking ‘Do you still love me?’ Topp and Mr Douglas resumed their old relationship, which fizzled out again in June this year at which point Mr Douglas reported Topp’s breach of her restraining order. Appearing in Newcastle Magistrate’s Court Topp pleaded guilty to breaching a restraining order. Prosecuting, David Thompson said: ‘This is a breach of a restraining order where the relationship ended against a backdrop of domestic violence for which Ms Topp was convicted in November last year.

Everyone has that one friend who’s girlfriend sucks. He’s one of your good friends but he’s just dating a dumptruck. Maybe shes ugly. Maybe she’s snobby. Maybe she’s not friendly. Sometimes its the controlling girl who metaphorically has your friend by the balls, and sometimes its the girl who chews off your friends ballsack and literally takes his balls into her mouth. No matter what it may be, there’s just nothing you can do. You give your advice. You tell them shes a bad fit. He even knows it. He knows all his friends hate her. He knows when they leave the party everyone starts gossipping “Do you know she ripped his scrotum with her teeth?? What does he see in her!” But despite it all, he just can’t break away. You look at her and see a psychopathic testicle terrorist and he looks at her and sees the stars and hearts. They break up and get back together, break up and get back together. Love hard, fight hard. Cupid struck that motherfucker with an arrow and he’s in love with her.

Sometimes love is blind. And ball-less.