MADISON, Wis. – A 34-year-old man was taken to a hospital after jumping out of a moving car early Tuesday morning because he couldn’t stand bickering with his girlfriend any longer. Police said the man had taken his girlfriend out for her birthday Monday night, but as they drove home in the back of a friend’s car, he said he had it with bickering with his girlfriend. The couple evidently spent much of the birthday night in a dispute over a possible move to another state, according to a Madison Police Department incident report. Police said the man couldn’t stand it any longer and wanted to get out immediately, so instead of waiting for the car to stop, he opened a rear passenger door and stepped out, or fell out, onto busy East Washington Avenue about 1 a.m. Tuesday. The victim hit his head while tumbling from the moving vehicle in the 3200 block of East Washington Avenue and was taken to a hospital with a brain bleed. An officer’s report also indicated he was intoxicated, according to the Madison Police Department.

Well thats one way to end the argument. She wants to go on her period induced rant about moving to another state where her mother lives or some shit? Well shes gonna need to find a new set of ears to listen because I’ll be rolling around in fucking traffic.

You know whats worse than the nagging? The silent treatment. Its the worst. Its like when your mom says “I’m not mad I’m disappointed.” Primarily because if the girl is nagging, she’s the bitch. She’s the bad guy. If she’s staying silent its like shes the victim. Fuck that.  I’m sure guys who have been married for like 30 years disagree – they just hate their wives and want them quiet and love the silent treatment. But for a man in my situation, the silent treatment is the worst. Its like I already know I’m in trouble, I already probably know why I’m in trouble, so lets just get this over with. Because the silent treatment is just the first phase of the fight. After the silent treatment comes the nagging, so lets just cut to the fuckin chase toots! Start the nagging so I can start the apologizing so we can start the fucking again because its been three days since we banged and I’m ready to throw myself out of a moving vehicle.