Yahoo – After serving a customer chips, guacamole, and a pork taco, Seattle bartender Victoria Liss was left with a less-than-generous tip. On the receipt for $28.98 the customer wrote in $0 for tip and added a message that’s created an avalanche of outraged responses across social media. On the receipt the customer wrote, “P.S. You could stand to loose (sic) a few pounds.” An insulted Victoria uploaded a photo of the receipt to her Facebook page and even named the customer in question (he paid with a credit card). Hundreds of people are rallying around her, calling the rude tipster the “worst customer ever” and a “soulless, miserable person.” Some of the many men named Andrew Meyer on Facebook have even received scathing messages and phone calls. When liberal sex advice columnist Dan Savage caught wind of the incident, he scolded the wrong Andrew Meyer on his blog. In a case of mistaken identity, he called out an Andrew Meyer who he said worked at Microsoft. (Microsoft has since announced that it doesn’t have an employee by that name.) In an interview, Liss apologized to all the “sweet Andrew Meyers of the world” who have been mistaken for the customer. The real Andrew Meyer has yet to come forward.

OK so let me just be clear. This is a fat bartender who got stiffed on a bill but then handled the situation so poorly that tons of innocent dudes named Andrew Meyer got harassed for no reason? So ironically she ends up looking like an asshole? Holy shit thats like a bloggers dream. Thats like when a defensive lineman tips a pass at the line of scrimmage and gives the DBs the green light to just crush anyone in sight. All the sudden the fat victim is fair game.

Now I can’t condone a zero dollar tip. You could be the fattest hog on the planet and spit in my food and you’ll get a standard 20% because I’ll never stoop to that level and let the whiny bitches of the service industry win the battle. Sure I’ll lose a few extra bucks for no reason but when I leave there you’ll still just be the fat miserable waitress. So if I’m ever at Bimbo’s in Seattle and this grumpy frumpy bitch serves me she’ll get like 30% and she’ll get some words of encouragement about her dumpy ass, just like Andrew Meyer did. I mean this dude just wrote a simple fact on a receipt. He could have said “PS – The sky is blue” and he would have been guilty of the same crime. Consider that PS a customer service survey, Victoria.

But I guess congratulations are in order. All the Andrew Meyers of the world have officially been harassed and inconvenienced. I’m sure somewhere along the way your army of fat internet trolls got the guy who actually stiffed you. They probably wrote mean things on his facebook wall and tweeted him so many horrible things. But at the end of the day, you could still stand to lose a few pounds.