YahooWynand Mullins of New Zealand told Stuff Magazine that he was asked to remove his T-shirt because other airline passengers found it intimidating. And, yes, we suppose if one weren’t familiar with “The Princess Bride,” seeing a shirt that reads, “Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die,” might be a little alarming, especially on board a plane. But in Mullins’s defense: Who the heck hasn’t seen “The Princess Bride”? Mullins explained to Stuff that a flight attendant had approached him before takeoff and asked that he put on a different shirt due to some concerned passengers. Mullins told Stuff: “I thought it was all a bit silly. The person next to me was laughing, because they knew the movie.” The flight attendant apparently told Mullins she would attempt to find him another shirt, but never did, so the T-shirt stayed on. “I wouldn’t be surprised if they had someone watching me the whole time,” Mullins said. “The whole experience was a bit over the top, but also a bit comical.

Hands down the greatest movie quote of all time. The sword fight scene between Inigo Montoya and the Black Pirate at the top of the cliff is one of the best fight scenes of all time. “Because I know something you don’t know…I am not left handed.” “Oh, there’s something I ought to tell you…I’m not left-handed either.” Fucking classic. But nothing will ever top the You Killed My Father Prepare To Die.

If anything I’d have the people who haven’t seen Princess Bride kicked off the plane. You wanna find a terrorist threat that hates America? Find the people who haven’t seen Princess Bride. About as bizarre and dangerous and threatening as Al Qaeda. Detain those motherfuckers and get Saul Berenson to interrogate them. See what I did there?