Dude On The Bachelor Says He’s A Virgin
Wet Paint - Sean Lowe loves getting physical (physical!) with his harem of hotties onThe Bachelor, but this hunk is already in a serious relationship with The Man Upstairs, and you know what that means. No sex before marriage! “I do think sex is something special and should be shared with the one you’re going to spend the rest of your life with,” Sean tells Life & Style. “The physical stuff will always come later.” That’s right, ladies, our boy Sean still hasn’t cashed in his v-card. Basically, he’s a virgin who can drive. In fact, he didn’t even do the hanky panky with his ex-girlfriend, Brooke Sorenson Nix! According to Brooke’s bestie, former Bachelorette Melissa Rycroft, their relationship was never a “highly physical thing” because Sean was “waiting until marriage.” So, what will Sean’s ladies in waiting think of his virginity? “I’m sure some of the girls probably wouldn’t want to get engaged to him,” a source tells Life & Style. “Knowing that they wouldn’t have sex until getting married.” Of course, Sean is an extremely physical guy, so remaining virginal can be hard. Harder than his abs. “Being a man, that can get confusing,” Sean says as we nod along. “Your body leads you one way, but your mind leads you another.”
Wow some real sexy stuff goin on during this season of the Bachelor huh! We got one armed bitches. Muslim chicks who won’t kiss the dude because of Allah. And now it turns out this loser wants to play the “I’m a virgin” card. Real sexy television, ABC.
Look if you’re 28 years old and telling people you’re a virgin you’re a fucking loser. Straight up. Because either you’ve kept your dick in your pants for almost 30 years like some sort of square, or you’re lying about it and think pretending to be a virgin makes you sound more respectable when it really just makes you a fucking slug. I can’t stand this society we live in where virgins get revered. The Tim Tebows of the world and those fucking Jonas Brothers and shit. What the fuck is up with that? The whole sex before marriage thing is the most made up rule of all time. I think dudes just made that up to keep girls from being whores so when they finally got married they knew they weren’t settling down with a slut. But people still put these V-card losers on a pedestal. You tell me you’re a virgin and I’m supposed to think you’re better than the average guy who likes to get his rocks off? For sure not. If someone tells me they’re saving themselves for marriage I instantly judge them as a complete social misfit and potentially a psychopath. Grow up. Be a real human. Fuck people. You won’t go to hell. I promise.
And even if you do, guess what? The worst part about hell is that you don’t get to fuck anybody. So you might as well get it in now.
Steve from the original 90210 eat yer heart out!
“Look if you’re 28 years old and telling people you’re a virgin you’re a fucking loser. ”
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Very true. But in all fairness if you’re a 28 year old male and you tell people that you watch the Bachelor then you’re a fucking loser. Locate your balls and wrestle the remote away from your girlfriend, Nancy.
Fact theres chicks out there who get off on taking dudes v cards, just gotta tell a little white lie
Just look at my username. Fuck my life.
you’ve made me laugh today the same number of times as Sean Lowe’s gotten laid
huh
28? that first load is going to be a doozy
hahah camcam. Indeed
He’s a technical virgin. Dudes bang him in the ass constantly.
Wow…dude seemed down to earth and shit too…now I know he’s in the same group as Ted Bundy and Hannibal Lecter…because any dude who is 28 and is still a virgin because a book told him it’s the right thing to do is a certified whack job. You try on the shoes before you buy them, you test drive the car, you fuck bejesus out of the woman you’re thinking of marrying and compare her to all your previous conquests and if she’s the best fuck you’ve ever had then maybe you put a ring on it. It’s science.
And why the fuck do I care about this?
If he’s a virgin, I’m a tall athletic black man.