Gothamist - Sure, it was a little brisk last night, but that didn’t stop one disgusting dude from wearing “crotchless nylons” and displaying his penis to L train subway passengers. Tipster Melissa Smith sent us distressing photographs of the pervert who was prowling around last night. WARNING: While the above picture might look like a guy who could possibly be wearing shorts under his parka, there’s a very NSFW photograph below. We’re not kidding—there is an extremely NSFW monster at the end of this book.

 

Cock pic below:

 

 

The old cock in crotchless nylons move on the train. A NYC classic. You can tell this dude is just loving life too. Like yup, you have to look at my penis this entire time and you can’t do nothing about it my friend. HAHA. Check mate!  And in typical New Yorker fashion, nobody actually helped the dick get to safety. Just looked on from afar and took photos while the dick stood by itself in the subway. “I couldn’t have covered up the dick if I tried! I was too far away so I just took pictures!” Meanwhile the dick is just standing there while the train speeds into the stop. Like I said, typical New Yorkers in the subway…