Dude On The Subway Making Out With His Pet Rat
Is there anything worse than PDA on the subway? The other day I saw a couple who were basically dry humping on the 6. And when it got crowded they turned and faced each other, holding hands, touching foreheads, kissing and whispering to each other. I felt like punching them right in their affectionate faces and screaming “Hey idiots, there’s a homeless man cutting his toe nails over there and a fat woman passed out over there and a mariachi band and break dancers performing while little black kids are trying to sell me candy bars for their “basketball team,” I don’t need you two rounding third base in front of my face right now.”
And those were two humans.
I certainly don’t need someone deep throating their pet rat on my morning commute. I’m about 1 more subway rat video from re-thinking my stance on the NYC bus system. Have I been wrong this whole time? Are the degenerates on the subway and the bus is the classy mass transportation? I don’t know what to think anymore. Up is down, down is up. All I know is I never wanna see someone tongue kiss vermin in my city ever again. Is that too much to ask??
if i was on that train i would punch that guys head off and then blow my brains out for being on a fucking train in the first place.
Seen that guy outside grand central the past two nights. One rat on his head, another on one of his shoulders. I am going to buy a bag of snakes or something. Maybe a bag of cats. I hate snakes.
I’m really beginning to think that NY is the most fucked up place on earth.
Don’t fuck with splinter, or leo’s gonna come beat that ass for a slice of pizza
people from new york are so fucking stupid. fuckin idiots
Looks like how Kim Kardashian Sings:
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Dude the bus is legit. Its hated on all the time, but I live in LES and the closet subway is the F. The bus is best man! Cleaner, you can use your phone, and I see a bum maybe once every two weeks!