Dude Says Drinking His Wife’s Breast Milk Cures His Erectile Dysfunction
There are individuals out there that get turned on by feet, turned on by spanking, turned on by cars. I get turned on by drinking my wife’s breast milk
TLC - In the season three premiere, viewers are introduced to a man who is sexually stimulated by breastfeeding and impregnating his wife. Jeff, who argues that this unusual fetish is the “hugest turn-on,” claims that drinking his wife Michelle’s breast milk straight from the source has cured his erectile dysfunction.
Yo if my wife looked like that, who freakin knows what I’d need to get my dick hard. I’d develop a foot fetish, a bondage fetish, might have to head to the Bronx to get some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant. Whatever it takes to keep my mind off that snaggle tooth. I’d probably just motorboat those milk wagons and J.O. rather than look this banshee dead in the eye. It not like he’s dipping his Oreos in that titty milk. Just trying to get his rocks off with his ugly wife. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to keep the spark alive. Even if it means suckling on the same tits as your newborn.
Dude has got ED from all the nerve damage that tooth has done to his dick.
get it fucking off me. i wouldn’t suck those titties with blackdudes or whatever the annoying dudes name is.
also i’m sure that kid is gonna have a great day in middle school when his friends find the video of his dad and him sucking on some titties
Should hit up Nickelback for a sponsorship for that swill
TLC missed the point. It’s Strange Sex because they’re siblings?
a cambodian immigrant? i only drink the finest breast milks
“Yo if my wife looked like that, who freakin knows what I’d need to get my dick hard.”
Answer: A wrench to bash her face in. Then start one of those online fundraisers for reconstructive surgery while the charges are pending. Once the money is in the bank for the surgery, she drops the charges and comes back looking hotter.
Inception
pres_jr , cute name you homo
so…once the child is too old that mans gonna keep suckiling away like a fucking calf so his wife never stops lactating or is he just going to keep impregnating her and producing some sort of reason to keep his dick hard? gross.
Any chick that lets you drink her breast milk to get hard is into whatever you can dream up. Nothing is off-limits. This girl is a keeper.
tr1d3nt…minus the fact that she’s heinously ugly?
@yehboy You won’t mind how ugly she is when you’ve got the lights dimmed and you’re reverse anally banging her with Metallica blaring out of the Sound dock. Believe me you can get over the tooth. You take that hideous mug and you embrace the shit out of it if you have a chick who is willing to let you drink breast milk to get hard. They don’t make ‘em like that anymore. I’ll wear the “MARRIED” imprint ring with this hog face any day.
@ tr1d3nt – hilarious.
And that’s why fat ugly chicks can be sluts and fat ugly dudes can’t. Somewhere out there, there’s a tr1d3nt waiting to bang anything.
You got that right @yehboy. While you’re arguing over the credit card bill with your hot wife who refuses to give blowjobs anymore, I’m literally eating bucket loads of cabbage just so I can drop bigger loads on this chick’s elbows. I mean you can’t even think of something that is off-limits with a chick who lets you drink breast milk to get hard. Saw it in a porn? She’s a yes. Heard about it on a comment board? She’s a yes. Sign me up. Immediately. I’m into this chick.
I just internally vomited a pork chop…in the shape of Jesus.