Hey I got one question for you…you mad bro? No doubt in my mind Zac Hanson probably fucked that guys girlfriend. Dude is probably still spending that “MMMbop” money. Still has bitches willing to suck his dick from that one hit back in ’97. You know that sexually ambiguous pop star heart throb that looks a lot like a chick that Bieber is living off of? Hanson fucking invented that shit.
So there’s no doubt in my mind Zac Hanson probably blasted this guy’s girlfriend in the face and now he’s trying to get pay back in the same way. Sorry this guy MMMbopped your girlfriend in the ass, dude. Only reason he didn’t retaliate is because he probably had 3 more broads on the tour bus ready to give him a triple blow job with some ass play. Hanson wins, you lose. End of story. Forever.
PS – If you get facialed with another dude’s spit and don’t start a brawl there’s something wrong with you. I don’t care if you’re facing certain death you have to escalate to violence if someone spits on your face.