Telegraph – A man took his date’s mobile phone in compensation when she refused to pay half of the drinks bill, a court heard. Kishore Nimmala, 32, took the phone when Fakhara Sultana told him she had no cash during their first date at the Ruby Blue bar in Leicester Square, jurors heard. Mr Nimmala, who had met Ms Sultana on an online dating site, spent £54 on two rounds of drinks and insisted she should contribute, Southwark Crown Court heard. But Ms Sultana had assumed it was the gentleman’s prerogative to pay for everything on the first date and after Mr Nimmala became angry Ms Sultana cut the evening short. However, he pestered her for money as she walked to Charing Cross Tube station then seized her white Blackberry phone, it was said. The alleged theft took place on February 15 this year, after the pair met on dating website, Zoosk. “This case is about a first date that goes very badly wrong,’ said prosecutor Helen Thomas. “It seems Mr Nimmala was angered by the fact his date, Fakhara Sultana, had cut the night short and as they were walking to the Tube, he saw she was using her mobile phone and stole it from her hand, running away with it.” Ms Sultana told Mr Nimmala she had no cash after they finished the second round of drinks, jurors heard. “She informed the defendant that she didn’t have any money with her and she assumed he would be paying for the evening,” Ms Thomas said. “At this point he became angry and the evening together came to an abrupt close. She announced she was going home. She got her mobile phone out and started to try and use it. “At that point, the defendant grabbed her mobile phone from her hand and ran off down the street with it.”
Atta boy Kishore Nimmala! The nerve and the audacity of a chick to show up to a meal in 2013 and expect it to be paid for. Let me guess – Fakhara wants her meals paid for, expects the car door to be opened for her, and needs her chair pulled out and pushed in to be able to sit at a table. But wants the same job opportunities as men, the same salary as men, and want to be taken seriously in a corporate setting. Right? You chicks are such fucking assholes. You don’t get to reap all the benefits of the Glass Ceiling while complaining about all the drawbacks of the Glass Ceiling. Its all or nothing, you greedy, contradictory sluts.
Unless, of course, you want to barter. The barter system is the oldest form of trade known to man. You wanna pay for your meal with your Blackberry? So be it. Now granted a Blackberry is only worth like 20 bucks. So that will cover about one drink and maybe an appetizer. So in return, I’ll only do a few of the chivalrous things. I’ll open your car door. Thats all a Blackberry is worth. Now, lets say for instance, you’d like to pay for your meal by fucking me – then I roll out the Deluxe Package of Chivalry. The Platinum Plan. I’ll open your car door, open the restaurant door, push your chair in. The whole 9. Shit, if you’re planning on fucking me, I’ll even do that thing where I lay my jacket down on the ground over a puddle for you to walk over. Knight in shining armor if thats how you choose to pay for the date.
So in summation – you don’t get to complain equal rights in the work world if you still expect shit for free in the dating world. And acceptable forms of payment during a date include A) cash 2) electronics and D) sex.