Huff Po – A 33-year-old Knoxville, Tenn. man with 30 children appeared in court this week to ask the state for child-support help, Memphis news station WREG reported Wednesday. Desmond Hatchett has fathered 30 children — which is believed to be the record in Knox county, according to the Los Angeles Times — with 11 different women. His youngest children are toddlers and his oldest is 14. Hatchett reportedly asked the court to give him a break on his payments, claiming that he’s struggling to make ends meet with his minimum-wage job. Currently, the state requires him to divide 50 percent of his earnings among the 11 women, some of whom receive as little as $1.49 a month, WREG reports. How did Hatchett come to father so many children? “I had four kids in the same year. Twice,” he told Volunteer TV in 2009. He also told a local news station that year that he was “done” having kids (he had only 21 at the time). Hatchett isn’t the only serial father to make headlines. NFL player Antonio Cromartie, 28, famously fathered 10 children by eight women in six states.
Move over Cro! Take a hike, Shawn Kemp! Fuck you, Travis Henry! Desmond Hatchett is King Cock. The most fertile ballsack on earth. You know what this story reminds me of? The list of guys who have fucked the most girls ever. You know that list?
4. Bill Wyman (musician) – 1,000
13. Magic Johnson (athlete) – 1,000
12. Eric Clapton (musician) – 1,000
11. Lemmy Kilmister (musician) – 1,200
10. Jack Nicholson (actor) – 2,000
9. Ilie Nastase (athlete) – 2,500
8. Engelbert Humperdinck (musician) – 3,000
7. Julio Iglesias (musician) – 3,000
6. Ron Jeremy (actor) – 4,500
5. Gene Simmons (musician) – 4,600
4. Charlie Sheen (actor) – 5,000
3. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) – 8,000
2. Wilt Chamberlain (athlete) – 20,000
1. Fidel Castro (politician) – 35,000
You run down that list and its just “musician, athlete, musician, actor, athlete, policitian” repeating over and over again until you get to Umberto Billo. Fuckin Venetian hotel porter?? Some bell hop balled 8,000 broads? Same here with Desmond Hatchett. You see the list of serial fathers and its all the pro athletes like Cro and Ray Lewis and Evander Holyfield. They all have like 10 kids and millions of dollars. Always here figures like 250K in child support and shit. But all the sudden at the top of this list is Desmond Hatchett. Some 33 year old Tennessee nobody with 30 kids giving each of them like 2 dollars in child support every month. Not famous, not rich. Never made it to the League. Just loves blowing up inside chicks.