Dumpy Old Bitch And Her Old Ass Daughter Hold Sign As Punishment For Stealing 9 Year Old’s Gift Card
AP - In exchange for jail time, a woman and her adult daughter have agreed to stand outside a courthouse holding signs saying they stole a gift card from a 9-year-old girl on her birthday. Fifty-six-year-old Evelyn Border and 35-year-old Tina Griekspoor stood outside the court for 4 1/2 hours Tuesday. They held signs that read: “I stole from a 9-year-old girl on her birthday! Don’t steal or this could happen to you!” Because the women agreed to hold the signs, Bedford County District Attorney Bill Higgins says he’ll ask for probation instead of jail when they plead guilty to the theft. Higgins says they swiped a gift card that the girl set on a shelf while a Walmart employee helped her. The girl’s mother planned to drive by the courthouse to teach her daughter the importance of obeying the law.
Another day another story about this fucking retarded punishment that is like all the rage right now. Seriously holding a sign? Who comes up with this stuff? I mean this dumpy old bitch even got to sit. What a joke. I’d have absolutely no problem standing outside with a sign. “I took this girl’s gift card.” “I stole a candy bar.” “I fucked my girlfriend’s sister.” People would be like patting me on the back giving me high fives and shit. I’d be the toast of the town. And that’s in exchange for jail time? Hmm sounds like an even trade off. You can stand outside for a few hours with this sign or you can go to jail and get ass raped in the shower then shanked in the fucking neck. . You’ll take the sign? Ok sounds good! That’s 3854000 for the sign 0 for jail.
Mrs. Heated76
here’s your sign
» ilovefarts said: { Nov 4, 2009 – 12:11:12 }
Bi here. Mostly into making out and mutual jerkoff. 5′8″ 195 lbs. Need to be discreet though, I have a GF. When can you meet up?
» ilovefarts said: { Nov 4, 2009 – 12:11:14 }
haha, ignore that post guys, I was just messing around on another site.
BAHAHAHAHA. Oh man, what a treat to log on and see that. Now I know why you love farts, it’s like a mating call for you. haha that’s great. What was the other site, manlove.com?
It’s like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
was full
of boxes and there was a u-Haul truck in our driveway.
My friend comes over and says, “Hey, You moving?”
“Nope.”
“We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many
boxes it takes.”
“Here’s your sign.”
Awwww windy took it personal that I didnt like his joke…..well you should you fucking scram; it sucked more dick than your “partner” does on the weekends.
bahahahahahaah o wow, Wicked Mr Pickett just ruined Ilovefarts year
I think I’m just gonna start making my own signs & walking around with various attention-getting phrases like “My dick is huge. Don’t show it in public or this could happen to you!” and say the courts made me do it.
completely ruined
I just got an email from someone claiming to be the real Prison Monster…
“Oh man, what a treat to log on and see that” – how fucking queer are you to think up a line like that…you and heated would be lucky to pull down tail like that old bird in the picture.
imposter!!! Wait…..what?
Larry T I hope the real prison monster tracks u down and pounds ur face into raw hamburger u racist hippie
“You can stand outside for a few hours with this sign or you can go to jail and get ass raped in the shower then shanked in the fucking neck”
Heated76 stands outside with a sign that says “Larry T Williams, PLEASE stretch out my anus! I’m hopelessly in love with you, my sweet sweet Prison Monster!”
» ilovefarts said: { Nov 4, 2009 – 12:11:12 }
Bi here. Mostly into making out and mutual jerkoff. 5′8″ 195 lbs. Need to be discreet though, I have a GF. When can you meet up?
» ilovefarts said: { Nov 4, 2009 – 12:11:14 }
haha, ignore that post guys, I was just messing around on another site.
I havent stopped laughing since seeing this. Now I see why Larry T is always sticking up for you; hes into making out and mutual jerkoff as well
bahahahahahahah
Peter, you thinking of stepping up to the Prison Monster? You tired of playing the girl in the cell block?
You know the Prison Monster ain’t a fag if you’re the one sucking off his nut!
Larry T your obsession with prison rape is disturbing. One day I bet youll get lucky enough and it will happen for you you demented shithouse rat
Peter M, your obsession with trying to fit in with people who don’t like you is pathetic. Now bend over and cough before I start leaving voice mails.
» Bradymancrush said: { Nov 4, 2009 – 04:11:27 }
“Oh man, what a treat to log on and see that” – how fucking queer are you to think up a line like that
Sorry pal, I think you are not clear on what queer is. Queer is trolling for dudes online. Maybe you were on the other end of that message, seems to have struck a nerve with you. Now go scrape the grill so it’s all clean for tomorrow morning’s egg sandwich run, will ya?
6 egg whites/turkey/swiss/SPK
Thanks.