TPMTV’s Real World Sydney alum Dunbar Flinn and VH1’s Flavor of Love professional loogie hocker Pumpkin finally made their debut last week on Playboy’s Foursome–a sex-themed dating reality show that puts two girls and two guys together, and umm…you get the idea. But the show looked less like a foursome and more like a threesome after Pumpkin decided taking her top off and showing her tramp stamp was enough. For Dunbar, however, he received oral sex from castmate Vanessa when the group ventured to a Tantric sex workshop (led by super freak Miss Jaiya). He’s seen being pleasured side-by-side with another male contestant as Vanessa sits on some sort of “dildo chair.” Things get spiced up even more when she lets the guys take turns together on different ends of her body on the bed. Pumpkin is nowhere to be seen–even though this is the only occasion it would be appropriate for her to spit.

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I love how these pictures have the chick’s nipples blacked out meanwhile Dunbar’s massive erect dick is good to go apparently.  Anyway I got to get my ass on the fucking Real World huh?  Like is there a more savvy life and career move?  I mean getting on the Real World is pretty much like winning the lottery.  You get paid for just living your life for a few months.  Then you get paid to party with huge appearance fees at clubs and spring breaks and shit.  Then you get cast in Real World/Road Rules challenges for the rest of your life.  Then you get cast in Playboy pornos getting your dick sucked by hot black chicks.  It’s just a never ending cycle of getting paid for doing awesome shit.   Like this dude was just some dumb hick in the army getting molested by his grandfather.  Next thing you know he’s a TV star getting blowjobs from Ashli in the hot tub making $5K to show up at a wet t-shirt contest.  Unreal.

PS-  Did you know Puck still makes $500 a club appearance?  Dude was on the 94 Real World.  1994.   He’s been married for 12 years and has two kids and gets paid to go to parties.