Eddie Murphy’s Girlfriend Paige Butcher Is A SMOKESTACK
Jiminy fucking cricket Eddie! Safe to say you took a step up from those trannies you used to fuck! That musta been a fun conversation to have. So what was your last relationship like? Well I used to pay for hookers that may or may not have had dicks! What about yours!
I guess when chicks say the just want a guy that can make them laugh, sometimes they really aren’t fucking around. Because Eddie Murphy is absolutely a lunatic. I mean look at this face:
Thats the look of a crazy black man who has probably kidnapped and imprisoned this girl and just says they are dating. But there she is! Standing by his side, smiling for the camera. “Did you see him in Norbit! He’s so funny! Did you know he plays all the characters in his movies!” Stupid broads. So easily tricked into having sex with weird men.
On a side note, how bad do you think Eddie Murphy wants to murder Tyler Perry with his bare hands? If Tyler Perry ever shows up dead somewhere the first fucking place they should look is Eddie Murphy.
Absolute fucking KNOCKOUT.
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He has come a long way from Scary Spice.
Yeah Mo put her up at 9:00am this morning, today’s just not your day. Grab a donut and a coffee or something.
If you think a Wake Up on Barstool Philly is gonna stop me from blogging this minx, you are outside of your mind
Sign of weakness replying to commenters…ask whitesoxdave.
How happy is Michael Strahan? He’s got first dibs on this bitch when Eddie’s done with her too, right?
Damn this interracial shit. Lost another one.
The line about Tyler Perry was spot-on. Isn’t he playing a secret agent or something in his new movie? WTF…
I think a good blog would be if all the BS writers ranked their favorite commenters. Like that King Black Dude guy and Numero Two and that guy Pawts is funny…that would be interesting. Get on that KFC.
Thought that was a J Simps throw back in the pink pants
Takes a lot of dough to afford a beard like that
tr1d3nt, I see what you’re doing here, definitely a sad attempt to be recognized as a “favorite commenter”, mention a few idiots and hope that you would be grouped with them at some point, because it’s such a good crew..You obviously were not told you were good enough growing up
Whoever thumbs downed my idea for a blog about the commenters is a complete faggot. That’s a goddamn awesome idea, and not just because I know whitesoxdave would rank me #1, obviously. I’d like to see who Pres’ all-time favorites were, who KFC likes, Kmarko, I’d be interested in what those guys think about the commenters, that would be interesting. Fuck off for thumbs downing it, probably the best idea on here since the last time I put an idea on here. Now everyone can commence thumbs downing it.
No way! Another nasty mudshark?
Yeah @boston I think you’re reading a bit too far into it there champ. I actually think that would be a good blog, my support group for insecurity issues told me so.
by tr1d3nt, you top my list as most unoriginal and boring commenter, only douches put links in their comments like your post over in Philly right now
That’s so interesting @phil can you tell me about some of my other comments that you like/dislike? Maybe you could rank them all and share with us? Fucking gold dude.
Best looking tranny ever!!
what a waste
she used to date tyson beckford. she must have a massive vagina.
Now only if he could get his career back on track and start picking some decent movies. What was that last one? Where he couldn’t talk the entire film? Cool story.
Yep, for the colored guys — black is beautiful — until it comes to duh white hoes…
Black, funny, tranny fucker, etc. regardless I’m sure the $80mm net worth worked in his favor with this broad
Charlie Murphy should be just as famous as Eddie and have even more sexy white hoes on his palm tree.
it’s rumored that eddie murphy has an absolute thunderstick for a cock
Yeah Im pretty sure I would have sex with her
and Trident I beg to differ on the commenter vote. I have a hard enough time sifting through terrible attempts at comedy (including my own) and I really don’t want to see more dickbagels make a last stitch effort to impress KFC with fart box jokes.
SAT Prep of the day: Sexy is to today’s smokeshow as funny is to: A) Neil B) women or C) Neil
trident why dont you go fuck yourself you fucking piece of shit
Fuck your couch Eddie Murphy
Eddie Murphy deserves it. The man is a fucking genius.