Eddy Curry, NBA Champion

Charles Barkley + Patrick Ewing + John Stockton + Karl Malone = 0 Rings
Eddy Curry + 800 pounds – functioning heart = 1 ring.
The world ain’t fair.

Charles Barkley + Patrick Ewing + John Stockton + Karl Malone = 0 Rings
Eddy Curry + 800 pounds – functioning heart = 1 ring.
The world ain’t fair.
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Lebron is better than all said players.
you can add Steve Nash to the first equation
brb gonna go hang myself
hey OKC you fuckin suck brah. so next year does finals format go back to 2 2 1 1 1? The only good thing is I wont be seeing mr. james in the upscale eatery called applebees on my next trip to akron.
Guess the Celtics were pretty fucking good huh? Took Heat 7 games to beat ‘em, 5 were extremely close and 1 SHOULD have been a Celt win (BS noncall on Rondo layup), then Heat go ahead and annihilate the Thunder take only 5 games to win and last is a blowout…but they talked about the Celts all playoffs like they were lucky to get through the first fucking round. NEVER got the respect they should have. Not taking anything away from the Heat, Lebron proved himself, but FUCK all the Boston haters, clearly the 2nd best team in the NBA this year and just as easily could have been playing the Thunder for the title if it weren’t for a few calls/small plays.
^ Will you shut the fuck up. We just witnessed one of the greatest playoff runs of all time and Boston fans are still fucking bitching about the ECF. You got beat, by a better team, fucking dealing with it.
Is someone still talking about the Celtics here? LOL
hahahahaha bostonworm go jump off a cliff. You are the prime example of whiny Boston sports fans who everyone hates. SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU LOST. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT WHO THE THEORETICAL “2ND BEST TEAM” IS. THE HEAT ARE THE CHAMPIONS.
Curry and juwan Howard wouldn’t start on a wnba team. Hopefully curry gets in a car wreck soon.
Fuck you homos, Celts SHOULD have won that game if it weren’t for a horrific non-call, that would have changed the entire series momentum in their favor. Fucking stern wanted the heat to have a championship w/ bron, not saying he didn’t play legit – cuz he did, but the celts were robbed bottomline.
On another note…..how can you possibly look like this when, at the very least, you are practicing full court basketball at the professional level? This fat sloppy fuck must TRY to stay outta shape, not touching one weight, never go for one jog, and crushing dominoe and KFC on the reg