Daily News - A foul-mouthed boss from hell unzipped more than his lip in torturing his young assistant. Brash real estate broker Jack Terzi urinated on the underling’s clothes during a three-year reign of terror in their Manhattan office, according to a astonishing new lawsuit. Albert Sultan, hired shortly after Terzi launched his company in 2009, “became emotionally distraught, was humiliated and embarrassed by the systematic and continuous unlawful harassment.” Court papers contain a cruel recital of Terzi’s perverse management style, including the time he “urinated on a garment” belonging to Sultan as others watched. Terzi was accused of throwing a shoe and a pair of scissors at his young assistant, hurling insults like “fucking idiot” and “piece of shit” — and repeatedly “sneezing in (Sultan’s) face in a contemptuous fashion.” In his first industry job out of college, Sultan’s gofer chores included parking Terzi’s car and fetching his coffee. And then there were the more distasteful duties. He was forced to work a 60-hour week, plus 26 Sundays annually, with no sick days or vacation. Terzi also instituted an unforgiving series of fines for office transgressions: $15 a minute for arriving late, $30 a minute for leaving early, $1,000 for missing a full Sunday shift.

Listen, I don’t want to sit here and tell El Pres how to do his job. He’s built his mini smut empire without my help and I’m sure he’ll continue to do so. But let’s be honest here – Bleacher Report just sold for $200 mil. That’s some serious Jew gold. If Pres wants to truly be Mr. Mogul, he’s gonna have to start chucking shoes & scissors like Jack Terzi. Enough of these YouTube videos making light of his interns’ idiocy. Hey Tall Guy, you wanna throw a copier in the trash? You think that was a good idea? Maybe some piss on your neck will help remind you you’re here to listen, not to think you fucking idiot. Nice little league blog, you know-nothing piece of shit pizza boy. $30 fine for any blogs that compromise the integrity of BSS. Double-up on a Wake Up and Feitelberg gets a grill full of sneeze spray.

Gotta keep the big boys in check, too. NY’s own KFC thinks he’s king dingaling trumping the Power Hour with KFCRadio. Doling out free swag with his movie trivia crap on Twitter like it was his wallet that bought all the gear. If anyone needs a reminder of who’s the boss, it’s him. Next time he pussies out of “work” with a hangover – $1k fine. No nonsense anymore, Pres. Take a page out of Terzi’s book and turn BSS into a true cash cow by the time you’re ready to bow out. Fuck that used mogul chair. Get your own starfish custom one made. Buy a real dog, too. You’re just a few fines, pisses & sneezes away from making Bleacher Report’s price tag look like ash tray money.

@610Barstool