NY Post Ashley Dupre has given a lot of happy endings in her day, but now the former Eliot Spitzer call girl has one of her very own. Dupre is seven months pregnant, Page Six can exclusively reveal, and engaged to be married to New Jersey asphalt scion Thomas “TJ” Earle. “On the record, yes, I can confirm I’m almost seven months,” Dupre, 27, enthused when we contacted her yesterday. “I can’t tell you when the wedding date is just yet.” In four short years, Dupre’s gone from Client No. 9 to Husband No. 1, and now owns Femme by Ashley, a lingerie and swimwear shop in Red Bank, NJ, which she tells us Earle helped her open in May. TJ and his wife divorced over a year ago,” Earle’s lawyer, Mitchell Ansell, told us. “They divorced amicably. She has moved on, and he has moved on. “There’s nothing scandalous. No one’s running around,” Ansell said. “[Ashley] is pregnant, and [TJ and Ashley] are planning on getting married.” “We’ve all moved on and [are] doing great,” Dupre said. “Everyone is looking forward to the future.”

Um dude. You’re marrying a whore. I’m not even trying to be disrespectful here. I’m just stating the facts. You’re marrying a former prostitute. Who does that! Honestly who the fuck marries hookers! Nobody. Especially not New Jersey Asphalt Scions! You’re TJ Earle – heir to The Earle Companies throne. You’re probably connected to the mob and some sort of Boss/Don. Don’s don’t marry call girls, bro. Don’s don’t get Eliot Spitzer’s sloppy seconds. And forget about sloppy seconds we’re probably talking about sloppy thousandths because she WAS A HOOKER.

Most guys are uncomfortable with their girlfriends sexual history when they are normal chicks. Too afraid to ask their Number because anything above like 3 just leaves a bad taste in your mouth. Now imagine if you’re marrying and impregnating a prostitute. We’re probably talking about a thousand dicks that have been in there. 4 digits. And then you willingly put your penis and your baby’s head in there. Thats fuckin crazy man.