I may not make as much money as some of you. My eye may be lazier than most of yours. And I may have 1 too many chins in comparison to all of you.

But I’m flying in a private jet to Indianapolis to watch the Giants and the Pats in the Super Bowl in a luxury suite all because I make jokes on the internet. I figured I had already done the whole helicopter thing so I wanted to step it up. Just a quick day trip on Sunday in a Boeing 737.

And if you don’t think I’m showering/masturbating in that shower 30,000 feet in the air you’ve got another thing comin.

Viva La Stool!