Enjoy The Super Bowl From New York, I’m Off To Indy
I may not make as much money as some of you. My eye may be lazier than most of yours. And I may have 1 too many chins in comparison to all of you.
But I’m flying in a private jet to Indianapolis to watch the Giants and the Pats in the Super Bowl in a luxury suite all because I make jokes on the internet. I figured I had already done the whole helicopter thing so I wanted to step it up. Just a quick day trip on Sunday in a Boeing 737.
And if you don’t think I’m showering/masturbating in that shower 30,000 feet in the air you’ve got another thing comin.
Viva La Stool!
KFC if you start buying small dogs and uploading youtube videos you will break Pres’ heart. Don’t go Hollywood on us. Have fun you sonuvabitch.
you lucky son of a bitch
yo you gotta be more specific than that how did you swing this?
yeah seriously how the fuck did u pull this off
Do work son
Wow you guys are gullible
No really KFC, how in the fuck are you flying a private jet to the SB and watching it from a luxury box?
Lol scumbag mothafucker…elaborate man..piss on a pats fan or 2
YOU THINK YOURE BETTER THAN ME?
Not even going to lie, I’m jelly as fuck.
Gmen…fantastic response!
explain yourself, asshole
I’m going to point out the obvious fact that KFC isn’t even a fan of either of these teams, but I can’t hate, sounds awesome.
“jokes on the internet” haha. who did you fuck to get this treat?
35 min flight from NY to INDY? have fun lol
if this is real, i want a detailed explanation
cool story bro
gmen best response I’ve ever read. I picture jerry stiller saying that.
btw, kfc you lazy fuck, how you pull this off?
definately had to have let down a few morals to get those tix kfc
definately had to have let down a few morals to get those tix kfc
You’re walking to Rathbones with your frat cookout ’06 gear on dude, no way can you pull this shit off.
You’re walking to Rathbones with your frat cookout ’06 gear on dude, no way can you pull this shit off.
I hate you.
good for you. i deserve it. but good for you
good for you. i deserve it. but good for you
SCOREBOARD!!!!!
Im calling bullshit this is way too sick
eh i’d say KFC deserves to go more than that blithering douche scott
That shower sure is Fap worthy!!
i hope your flight attendants names are Muhammed, Shariff, and Sadam….
@EZBreezy you sir had me rolling, I tip my hat
GEW FO YOU
doesn’t sound fun
mandelbaum mandelbaum mandelbaum!