Estonian Orange Salesman Not Going Down Without A Fight
An Estonian market completely looses it when the Finnish police askes him to stop selling and go away. But the man refuses to go and the police seems pretty helpless with this pissed off Estonian muscle man and has to call in for more troops.
Bet these cops weren’t expecting a full scale weapons battle when the call came in about the orange salesman selling oranges in the market without a permit huh? Seems like the type of case you send the rookie cops to on their first day which of course seems to be exactly what the Finnish police did here. I mean to say these were the least prepared cops in the history of police work would be the understatement of the century. Just twirling around in circles willy nilly spraying mase in their own eyes swinging billy clubs into thin air. Shit was embarrassing. Pretty sure Feitelberg could have beat up these two sissies let alone fucking Rambo snapping broomsticks into makeshift nunchucks over here. Plus who the fuck was that little geek at the 2 minute mark poking at the dude with the broom? Where’d he come from? Hey go read a book geek. Leave the police work to the 50 backup police these pussy police are waiting for.
PS- 2:26 had to be the cheapest billy club nut shot I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
I spent the night in jail in Tallin, Estonia. True story, got into a fight with a guy for hitting on his hot girlfriend, yoked him up, and went in the drunk tank. That place sucks.
that was 4+ min of straight entertainment
Smokeshow Finnish cop at 5:06
If these were Boston/Philly/NYC Cops, this video would have been over at the 0:45 mark.
One question, they are in Finland, he is from Estonia. Why the fuck is he speaking English?
pretty fucking obvious this is performance art… a re imagining of the movie demolition man. the estonian orange salesman in the role of simon phoenix. the finnish cops cast as the hapless, ghandi following future cops.
not going to fool me.
Kmarko, that may have been the funniest shit youve ever written. All of it was so fucking accurate too. Ive never seen a dork get disarmed so quick in my life. Dude had a box, and u just gave him a long metal stick, that he turned into 2 metal sticks, that he most likely knocked a few teeth out with and easily broke a nose.
3rd graders in the city are better armed at school than these cops are.
“tornopen says:
February 24, 2011 at 10:16 am
One question, they are in Finland, he is from Estonia. Why the fuck is he speaking English?”
Let me help you my simple little friend : Estonia and Finland are fairly close to each other, yet both of these countries have their own language. Almost everyone in Finland can speak english reasonably well, I think that would be the best choice for our estonian friend…don’t you think?
Difference between a finnish cop to a NYC cop for example: finnish cop can’t pull out his gun to take someone down, maybe in extreme cases but not in something small like this. Rules won’t allow that. You end up with strict rules when your crime rate is miniscule. Life in prison in Finland is about 15yrs or so….and prisons are comfy as hell.
kind of weird, none of the furniture at the market looks like it came from IKEA. Wrong country?
that dude is immune to mace
Best part by far is at 2:45 mark when he starts wheeling the broomstick around like the big boss man circa 1992
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BP0OGmhb7c&feature=related
If I wasn’t completely irrelevant this guy would be my first choice for bodyguard hands down. Just entertaining the hell out of me and destroying people all day long.