NY PostA pair of pandas were sat in front of a porn movie to get them in the mood during mating season. Scientists feared the couple would never have baby bears after the frigid bamboo-munchers failed to get it on. So they placed a TV screen next to their cage which showed other pandas having sex. And conservationists in southern China were celebrating after the shy couple got down and did the business after the experiment. Vets at the Panda Breeding and Research Base in Chengdu, Sichuan province, were worried as inexperienced five-year-old female Colin kept rejecting her mate, Yongyong. So they were given the “educational” video as a sex aid. “Every time Yongyong tried to mount her, Colin fought him off and we were worried she was going to miss her very short, three-day breeding cycle,” said a spokesman for the centre. “So we played them the film and she took great interest in it. “After that there was no stopping her and they mated successfully,” they added. One vet at the centre said: “Colin is in her first year of sexual maturity. “In the wild she would have seen lots of other pandas mating so it’s no wonder that she needed a bit of help.” Giant Pandas are an endangered species as their natural forest habitat in China is being destroyed. And their population struggles to grow as female pandas have a very short window each year when they can mate – lasting two or three days.

The entire world has been spoiled by porn. Everyone from humans to fucking pandas need some porn now to get stimulated. Like before the internet days you had to really use some mind power. Dig deep into the spank bank for some sexy memories from your past. Just had to get creative and think about the last time you fucked in order to make your dick realize it was about to happen again. Chicks need a little convincing to get wet. No different for Pandas. Colin was only 5 years old. She didn’t even realize it was mating season. Needed a little something to motivate her to let Yongyong fuck her. So scientists pop on a little Panda Youjizz and set the mood. Thats what the world is like in the 21st century. Start reading them 50 Shades of Grey out loud and I bet next week Colin is gonna be in latex tied up getting fucked by Yongyong with anal beads.