(first :25, before Harrison starts blabbing about concussions and tells Peyton Manning to retire)

Umm yea no shit Eli is better in the 4th quarter than Brady. Everyone knows that, you don’t have to go whispering it to Gollum Dungy over here and then sit there as he blows up your spot. Look Brady had a great few years. Nice start to his career. And yea he still puts up stats but there’s a reason he hasn’t won anything in 7 years and its because he’s a pussy-whipped nancy boy who cares more about his split ends and smudging his Uggs than winning any more rings.

This is Eli’s world and we’re all just living in it. Don’t need to use HGH like Rodney to know that.

@BarstoolScott