Me neither. But now we both have. Poor owl though, huh? Guy probably sees soccer players flopping all over the place, faking injuries and getting carried off the field left and right. Figured if he sat there long enough he’d get some of that numbing spray and carried off on a stretcher and be called a hero like the rest of the foot fairies. Instead he looks up to give his little owl family the thumbs up, and next thing you know some Mexican dude takes a cleat to his skull and boots him halfway across the stadium. Still probably the toughest guy out on the pitch that day, that’s all I know.
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