This is the latest commercial that makes everyone want to put their head through a fucking wall every time they hear it. GIGANTTICC, GIIGAANNTIC! Over and fucking over again. Its like Somebody Left The Gate Open 2.0. Every commercial break during the NBA playoffs just piercing your brain and making you hate life.

And what I’ve come to find out is that Gigantic is about a dude with a huge black dick.

Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big big love
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big big love

Lovely legs they are
What a big black mess
What a hunk of love
Walk her every day into a shady place
He’s like the dark, but I’d want him

Big black mess? Jesus, Apple. I mean its not surprising that a song sung by chicks while they repeatedly scream Gigantic is about dicks. Big black ones nonetheless. But you’d that would kind of disqualify you from the Apple commercial runnings? Whats next? iPhone 6 released with Put It In Your Mouth playing? iPad mini 2.0 with My Neck, My Back? Unless its all on purpose and Apple is secretly an advocate of the Big Black Cock campaign and this was subliminal advertising on purpose? You never know with Apple.