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Washington Post – Add a new one to the list: fake virgins. A growing number of Chinese women — mostly in their 20s and about to get married — are opting for a surgical procedure called “hymen restoration,” which returns the hymen to its condition before it was ruptured, which typically occurs during first sexual contact but can also happen while playing sports or doing other strenuous activities. Even as China has flung open its doors to the West and modernized, a deeply conservative and chauvinistic attitude persists. Many men, including white-collar professionals, say they want to marry a virgin. And increasingly liberated Chinese women have found a way to oblige them. “We can fix it so everything is perfect, so the men can believe they are marrying virgins,” said Zhou Hong, Zhou, 44, said most of her patients are sexually active young women who are about to marry and have told their future husbands they are virgins. She said a smaller number want to forget a bad relationship and “start over.” For women who do not want to have surgery, a cheaper, faster path to “revirgination” is available in most sex novelty shops: a Chinese-made artificial hymen that purports to create a physical sensation for the man and emit fake blood when ruptured.

That Chinese-made artificial hymen that squirts fake blood all over the ceiling when ruptured sounds interesting.  Tell me more?  Seriously only in China would you find weirdos like this making their women get hymen restoration surgery or wear fake hymens in bed.  Or India maybe but only China or India.  Like sure it’s great to know the chick you’re with doesn’t have any STDs or can’t compare your inadequate dick game to anyone in the past.   But there’s nothing and I mean nothing cool about popping cherries in your bed.  Makes me want to puke not to mention I have like real expensive 100 billion thread count sheets that I’m not trying to ruin.  Fuck that.  The ideal is 2.  Broken in not too much but just enough,  knows the basic ropes and how to get the job done,  and doesn’t have all that clingy latch-on baggage that comes with the losing the virginity thing.   Call me when the Chinese find a way to sell that in  novelty stores then we’ll talk.