EUCLID, Ohio, Nov. 1 (UPI) An Ohio woman said her 4-year-old granddaughter snapped a picture of two ghosts having sexual relations in her living room. Dianne Carlisle of Euclid said her granddaughter, Kimora, 4, was playing with her cellphone in the living room and Carlisle later found one of the pictures she snapped depicted a pair of ghosts getting down and dirty, WJW-TV, Cleveland, reported Tuesday.  “I never seen anything like this,” Dianne said. “I mean, ghosts still have feelings? (They’re) having sex?” Carlisle said she has had previous encounters with ghosts, including a voicemail message from her deceased sister.

I’m terrible at these things. Like when everyone could see the sailboat in the 3D posters, I never could. When you had to find the hidden pictures in Hilights, I just sat there staring at the pages pretending I knew what was going on. That being said you could show me a picture of 3 squiggles and a big blotch and tell me its two people having sex and I’ll find a way to see that shit. I can make anything look like sex. You look to the sky and see a cloud shaped like a bunny and I see Tori Black getting gangbanged. Psychiatrist shows me an ink blot and I tell her I see a blow job every time.

So this ghost couple here. I’m struggling. I can kinda see a pair of ass cheeks. And that on long white thing looks like a leg. But then it looks like something is standing upright as well, no? Like my first thought was that the white part is a chick on her back with her legs bent up on the bed and the dude upright is having sex with her mouth. You know those real hardcore videos? When the dude puts her head over the bad and bangs her mouth? Thats what I saw.

I dunno maybe I’m way off. I just can’t see it.  If I’m way wrong can someone hop on Mircrosoft Paint and diagram this shit for me? Much appreciated thanks.