Week 1 I was gold baby. I was top 5 heading into the final MNF game. Finished top 10. Had dreams of steadily padding my Barstool salary for 16 straight weeks with top finishes in Fan Duel Challenges. Well take a look at that fucking trend. From 1oth to 13fucking3rd in 6 weeks. What a loser. Last week was a nightmare – I put all my eggs in Matty Ice’s basket and the Jets running game. Only problem was the Falcons stunk it up and I bet on Bilal Powell, not Shonn Greene.

Well this week I turn it all around. Fan Duel upped the number of entires and upped the grand prize so I’m gonna up my game. 180 player league. $50 entry. $8,000 in total prizes: 1st: $2,000.00, 2nd: $1,200.00, 3rd: $700.00. Payouts go all the way up to 19th place. Bottom line is if you have any sort of remote success – Fan Duel is giving you money.