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Source – When we posted a pity story on Farrah Abraham today, citing sources that said she was raped, abused, and beaten in her younger years, we had no idea that she’d turn around so abruptly and play us like this — here’s one big, ridiculous thing we don’t pity her for: sociopath liar Farrah Abraham has a second (a second!) sex tape coming out quite quickly, and this time, it’s no “fake” “leak” — it’s the real, raw, ridiculous deal, and it suits Farrah’s underhanded personality itself. The movie is called “Farrah 2: Backdoor and More,” and it comes with the rock-solid guarantee that this tape isn’t the “at home” sex tape she tried to play off as a leak like the first time around — former co-star (not boyfriend) James Deen reprises his role in the new film, and executives at Vivid tell us that she uses three different fantasy fetish swings as foreplay, and then takes it — again — from Deen. Three of them. Swallow that for a second. Vivid’s CEO Steve Hirsch also tells Fishwrapper, “We have learned there isn’t anything shy about Farrah. She repeatedly tells the media she’s not a porn star, but she sure acts like one both on and off the screen.”

Damn right. And the thing is, Farrah just recently decried the decision to make her premier sex tape — “Back Door Teen Mom” — and said it “ruined her life.” Just last month, Farrah said, “It made it hard to have friends and a private life and to trust family, who I feel use me for money. If I went back in time, I would not have done it. The sex tape ruined my life.”

 

It’s fascinating, isn’t it? To watch the teeth of the porn industry sink deeper and deeper into Farrah Abraham? Like with the first sex tape, she was trying to launch her career. Probably thought she did this and she’d be the next Kim K or Paris Hilton. Maybe get some acting roles or something. Be one of the top-billed fame whores in the game. But her plan didn’t work like she wanted it to. She had to do club appearances and set up fake paparazzi shoots of her buying condoms and birth control.  Then she admits that the sex tape ruined her life and she wishes she never did it. Whoops! Can’t take it back now. No backsies on sex tapes, that’s the rule. So she’s sitting there mulling over her career options, probably crying a little, and what does she realize? She realizes that all she has is porn. That’s it. That’s the only time people care about her. When she’s getting dicked out on camera. So once again she calls up James Deen. Get’s fucked for money. Wipes the cum off her face and promises herself that this is the last time. She’s gonna go legitimate from here on out. 

But we all know the truth. The porn industry is a dangerous mistress. It’s like quicksand. The harder you struggle to get out, the deeper you sink. And she’s sinking, my friends. Like the guy in Pitfall! on Atari who couldn’t make the jump. You think this is her last porn? HA! Porn is her life now. It’s all she’s got. And unless she’d rather be a stripper or cashier, we’ll be seeing a lot more D’s going into her V and A on camera.