Who’s house is this? Who is allowing this to happen in their house? Can you at least give my man a garbage can? And how is the rest of this Shotgun Assembly Line not vomiting everywhere? I’m not generally a quesy person but I do not do well with puke. One time my boy projectiled ‘all over my bathroom. Like he got it everywhere except the toilet. So I walk in the bathroom to help him clean it up and I vomited right on top of his vomit. Most disgusting despicable moment of my life.

What I love most about this video is that this is clearly the fat friend who will do just about anything. Every crew has one. Like I bet his friends were like “yo dude you should shotgun 16 beers in a row and just throw up all over the floor as you go” and he was like “word up, lets do this, go get the camera.” No hesitation. You can usually get this guy to do or eat just about anything you tell them to. Same guy who threw up all over my bathroom was that member of my crew. He used to do fuckin anything because he was broke and we’d promise to give him money. Then he’d do it and nobody would pay up and we’d all just point and laugh and keep getting shitfaced. Still kinda happens to this day. He won his March Madness bracket this year and nobody paid him. Good times. Great oldies.

Anyway, I need to fly this fat Canuck to New York for the Barstool New York Drinking Challenge. I mean forget about Moose The Carpet Pisser and IDrinkInMySleep and forget about Irish Truck Bombs. I’m gonna set up a challenge thats gonna be straight out of Double Dare. You gotta shotgun 16 beers and vomit into a container until you fill it up past the red line.

PS – Love how they all just walk away at the end and leave a pile of throw up and a graveyard of beer cans like “welp, that took up a solid 5 minutes. Lets go eat some bagel bites and watch the Maple Leafs.”