Look I love mayonnaise as much as the next white person does. Ham and cheese, bologna and cheese, turkey and cheese, slather on that mayo. I went through a period where I put mayo on my cheesesteaks for God’s sake. But spooning that shit out of the large sized jar while on the subway? Well thats something special. Its like when Baxter from Anchorman eats a whole wheel of cheese. Heck, I’m not even mad lady, thats amazing.