Awww everyone look at the fat guy.  Everyone look how talented the fat guy is.  Watch the fat guy break the world record for putting quarters in his fat belly button.  Hey fat guy I got an idea?  How about you drop the 5 bucks in change and go try and set the world record for running on the most treadmills in an hour?  Maybe see if you can make a Youtube of hitting 20 Ellipticals in 20 minutes?   I mean stuffing quarters in your belly button is cool and everything but what’s even cooler is not dying at age 34 from obese heart disease and clogged arteries.   An extended life that wasn’t a complete inconvenience for everyone around you:  now that would be something for your friends to cheer about.