Fat Nike Kid Takes You Into The Weekend
If this tubby motherfucker doesn’t inspire you this weekend, you’re a lost cause.
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too bad Tom Hardy couldn’t speak this clearly in batman
this is the exact opposite of the opening credits to Baywatch.
That was me about an hour ago.
Strasser needs to apply this logic to his blogs/life
still more athletic than you
he was running from walrus poachers
Tubby- so hot right now…
No joke that video got me out of bed with my hangover and to the gym. Granted I just sat in the steam room with a wine cooler but that counts.
Kate Upton tits so hot right now…Kate Upton tits…
johnnybegood running to go anally rape Neil.