Feitelberg And Devlin Absolutely Murdering The Blackout Tour As Mascots
People from all different colleges and bars looking to Blackout keep asking me “What do you get with the Blackout Tour?” Some people are under the impression its just some lights and lasers and an iTunes playlist. For sure not.
THIS is what the Blackout Tour is all about. This is it in a nutshell. Do you see how this unfolded? No I mean do you really see how this unfolded? Here’s John Feitelberg and Devlin WhateverHisLastNameIs. Two normal dudes living relatively normal lives. In the back in a tiny little room putting on a canary outfit and a gorilla suit. And then they step out into the Blackout. The beat drops, the lights shine, the smoke explodes and its motherfucking show time. Leg kicks and running man’s. Transforming from everyday Joe’s to rock stars. The life of the party.
That is the Barstool Blackout, folks. Sure its Dante spinning the hottest newest music. Yea its a technicolor masterpiece. But its the hysteria. Its the pure unadulterated hysteria led by Feitelberg the chicken and Devlin the Gorilla and Zollo the Astronaut and everyone who follows suit. Its about cutting lose and having a night that you would never have otherwise. You buy a ticket and follow our lead and I promise you you’ll walk out of there saying you’ve never seen anything like it.
PS – When the both of them jump up and the smoke explodes I fuckin lose it.
Listen. Im 28 and briefly thought about going to the LI one cause I have family out there and who doesn’t want to snort some molly and probably freak out cause its been a bunch of years since I did real drugs in a public setting? Anyway, I immediately noticed there are two ticket prices… what the fuck does the $50 get me? Meeting you assholes? A bottle of McCormick Vodka i will just stuff down my pants and sneak in anyway? Fuck you.
50 gets you admission to a private area with waitresses
haha dude i think you have some bigger problems than 50 bucks on a blackout ticket…
What is this a preview of a dancing bears video? Cut the camera off right before Feitelberg blasts man-chowda all over the sloots in the third row???
Can you not drink at these things? That can’t be right?
We need more videos like this. ELECTRIC!
if you need anyone to do this at marist I am so down
by thegreatguidini on January 24, 2012 at 5:43 pm
Listen. Im 28 and briefly thought about going to the LI one cause I have family out there and who doesn’t want to snort some molly and probably freak out cause its been a bunch of years since I did real drugs in a public setting? Anyway, I immediately noticed there are two ticket prices… what the fuck does the $50 get me? Meeting you assholes? A bottle of McCormick Vodka i will just stuff down my pants and sneak in anyway? Fuck you.
Jesus, you’re a fucking cunt.
the great guidini’s name says it all, Fucking Guido. LI could be so beautiful without those duck faced, juiced out, tan losers.
Anyway. Chick at 1:36, blonde
get the fuck on it
Name change in order, I motion for thegreatjewdini ….
Greatjewdini what can anybody do for under 50 bucks these days? I drop 50 at the corner bodega without even realizing it? Here you get fellow Jews in chicken suits, drunk stay outs that have mentally prepared themselves for embarrassment, and months of shower material with all the chicks you wre to pussy to talk to…. Better yet stay home who wants to rub shoulders with a Jew like you
pledging once was enough for me but to each his own
@utis yeah chick at 1:36 could GET it…also i want whatever ecstacy shes on