NY Post – There’s a new gang in town — a sinister group of hellions wreaking havoc across The Bronx. And the wildest part is they’re women who call themselves the “Bad Barbies.” Authorities say the dangerous dames were discovered during a major crackdown of Hispanic gangbangers by the feds and the NYPD. They’re an offshoot of the murderous Trinitarios. “When this case started last year, we were not surprised that the Trinitarios were up to no good in The Bronx — but the Bad Barbies? Who knew?” NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly said. “Apparently, it is a sign that gender is no bar when it comes to crimes of robbery and murder and other serious offenses.” The alleged leader of the Bad Barbies, short and busty Maria Mejia of The Bronx, was charged yesterday with crimes including murder, racketeering and assault. Mejia, 24, is accused of “luring a robbery victim to the front of a Mexican bar where he was shot,” but not fatally, in June of last year, Kelly said. Mejia — who was hauled into Manhattan federal court wearing a red-and-white-striped sweater with white cargo pants tucked into knee-high brown boots — pleaded not guilty and was held without bail. Her murder charge — which carries the death penalty — involves the 2005 death of Miguel Perez, 20, who a police source said was killed as revenge for the earlier slaying of a Trinitarios member, Gil Lanier, by the Dominicans Don’t Play gang. “These charges remind us that the gangs of New York are alive and well, but we are dedicated to extinguishing them one by one,” Manhattan US Attorney Preet Bharara said.

Is there anything worse than the chicks who have a nickname for their group of friends? Those chicks were absolutely the worst. Its always like a crew of bitchy smokes straight out of Mean Girls that has some acronym or some rhyming name or something. I remember one from Fordham called the Bad Larries. It was really just a pack of bad ass drunk Boston broads that were top heavy with like 1 or 2 super smokes that just marauded campus. Sometimes the name is just the number of girls in the crew. Like people will just call them “The Nine.” Doesn’t matter what the name is. Doesn’t matter whether its the hot blonds who know they’re smokes or Puerto Ricans in the Bronx murdering innocent people – bottom line is those groups are not to be trifled with. It could be Regina George or Maria Mejia, I’m not fucking with either of them. Because whether you want to admit it or not, crews of chicks that have nicknames have them for a reason. They run shit. Sure, eventually they end up getting knocked up by the high school quarterback and spend the rest of their lives trying to recapture their glory days. Or maybe they go to jail for life for a Murder 1 charge after killing the head of the Dominicans Don’t Play gang. But during their prime The Bad Larries or The Nine or the Bad Barbies are the authority. King Kong ain’t got shit on them.